I don't have a toaster
I don't have a toaster
I ditch the toaster, stomp, cry and become very dramatic about it. In that order. After that, I log in here and bitch, and moan.
I take the toast, sell it to someone else as "artisan toast", then I see if they eat it or throw it out.
If they want there money back I try to convince a person's the burned edges add a more rustic old world flavor to it and accuse them of being an uncultured swine. If that fails I guilt them by telling them they are wasteful in this time of economic strain. Finally if that fails I carry around unburnt bread that is stale that I reimburse them with, then flee to another country.
You may think that's wrong, but you don't know me.... and beside human morality is just a matter of personal preference, and my preference is to not be wasteful, to try to turn trash into another man's treasure, who are you to question my ethics!