Beta "Victim-Aggressor" conqueror-prize dynamics

[Aquagraph]

The fight is cancelled, lost my prize.
Sorry for not getting to post cool bruises made by an angry EII.

[Reuben]

EII's punch people? 0.0

[Aquagraph]

EII's punch people? 0.0

I did something really bad to him.

[Creepy-pokeball]

ooo can I win you at a funfair?

Can I cinder both of your optic nerves?

[Reuben]

I did something really bad to him.

1) stole his cookies

2) stole his mittens

3) told him to stop working

which?

But seriously, what did you do to him?

[Reuben]

Can I cinder both of your optic nerves?

No. I'm a caretaker, not a victim.

[Ave]

lol remember that card.

[silverchris9]

Just wanted to note that this conqueror and prize business is monstrously accurate. I knew that I didn't need to get involved with any women until I was sure. I'm gonna be super flakey til I'm sure. And then once I'm sure I won't know what to do. I know, you're never sure. But you can get pretty strong guesses. I can normally tell when someone is going to be important to me. I have a feeling for the business. (Note, the reference here is to Lucio in Measure for Measure, who says of the absent Duke: "He had some feeling for the sport." The reference isn't important, not really. There's a new way of talking, I really think there is. I think my work might be important. But whenever you let that thought into the open air it decays as rapidly as tea cakes, and it does not combust.)

[Reuben]

*Conquers chris*

[silverchris9]

You're weird... why would you want to conquer me? Do you still want me to explain to you how IEIs work? I think that Male IEIs growing up in america where such qualities generally are not terribly prized are quite different than female IEIs growing up in america where such qualities generally are more highly prized.

[Reuben]

I don't believe I've met an IRL IEI who's as cocky as you are. Sam, almost in every case of 'let me tell you how your heart works', will end off by putting himself down like a good IEI. This girl I know likes to act very smartass but it only works because she knows I know she knows she is actually not very smart and that's just her shtick to make me laugh. Proud IEI's generally don't exist unless they haven't been dualized. All IEI's believe that they are superior in one way or another, but a dualized IEI knows that the only way to keep a good SLE pet dog is to pretend that he or she is somehow more inferior.

Which is true anyway.

[jessica129]

You're just full of hatred towards the human race, aren't you?

[ClaudiaM]

I don't believe I've met an IRL IEI who's as cocky as you are. Sam, almost in every case of 'let me tell you how your heart works', will end off by putting himself down like a good IEI. This girl I know likes to act very smartass but it only works because she knows I know she knows she is actually not very smart and that's just her shtick to make me laugh. Proud IEI's generally don't exist unless they haven't been dualized. All IEI's believe that they are superior in one way or another, but a dualized IEI knows that the only way to keep a good SLE pet dog is to pretend that he or she is somehow more inferior.

Which is true anyway.

You're just full of hatred towards the human race, aren't you?

And/or just generally fucked up.

[Reuben]

I don't know how you girls got that, but I was talking to Chris. Maybe only he's smart enough to understand the nuance with which I am approaching him with. Or maybe he's not. I don't know, I don't care, but if you keep this up I'm reporting you.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure you didn't get that what I posted to Chris was also supposed to be funny. Not everybody is sharp enough to appreciate irony.

[Absurd]

Not everybody is sharp enough to appreciate irony.

You're dull as an armchair.

[Reuben]

You're dull as an armchair.

Sorry father

[silverchris9]

I don't believe I've met an IRL IEI who's as cocky as you are. Sam, almost in every case of 'let me tell you how your heart works', will end off by putting himself down like a good IEI. This girl I know likes to act very smartass but it only works because she knows I know she knows she is actually not very smart and that's just her shtick to make me laugh. Proud IEI's generally don't exist unless they haven't been dualized. All IEI's believe that they are superior in one way or another, but a dualized IEI knows that the only way to keep a good SLE pet dog is to pretend that he or she is somehow more inferior.

Which is true anyway.

I've stopped posting about my self-loathing. It's in poor taste. And I'm not cocky in real life. I don't think so anyway.

And also you are entirely correct. You don't think we're actually as dumb as we look, do you? We just act inept and ignorant so that SLEs can feel better about themselves, and so no one suspects our evil plan to take over the world (mwa ha ha ha ha).

[Reuben]

I've stopped posting about my self-loathing. It's in poor taste. And I'm not cocky in real life. I don't think so anyway.

And also you are entirely correct. You don't think we're actually as dumb as we look, do you? We just act inept and ignorant so that SLEs can feel better about themselves, and so no one suspects our evil plan to take over the world (mwa ha ha ha ha).

[Reuben]

But at the same time, SLEs know we're smart enough to be their equals. I don't think an SLE would want to conquer something that wasn't a challenge/achievement in their eyes, anyway...

*conquered*

[rafaeli]

i'm not attracted to SLEs right off the bat. because they seem like that meathead "it" boy that all the ESFxs go after so i steer clear of them. i'm completely in love with an EIE guy though
but i always want to yell boo in their faces whenever they stare at me. it's like "oh new girl. never seen her before. why isn't she messing with me." then i'll be like: that mohawk doesn't impress me

[Leader]

You people are fools.

[jessica129]

[Leader]

I look better than you in real life though.

[Reuben]

OMG JESSICA LOL

[Aquagraph]

I look better than you in real life though.

..proudly said Agee to the hippo.