Originally Posted by vague
An admirable phallus. I imagine that is representative of the ideal men seek to achieve through erectile enhancement products.
I recall once viewing a commercial promoting such a product. Father happened to be watching television with me at the time and once it had finished he turned to me and said "You know, if there is one thing I do not fear, it is losing my vigor with age. In fact, if I were to ever be linked to such a thing, it would be because scientists decided to extract the very substance that played a great part in your existence to study in an attempt to somehow help those poor unfortunate souls that are incapable of pleasing their wives. Now if you'll excuse me, I must tend to your Mother."
Understand that this is not necessarily word for word but the terms 'extract' and 'vigor' were used, as well as the phrase poor unfortunate souls. Also, I managed not to grimace externally for I have become immune to fathers efforts to wreak havoc on my mind. On other hand, it may just be impossible for my mind to be further defiled........either way, I am now too repulsed to go searching for a phallus to post.