Anyways, since I have to pick ones that I think look like me due to peer pressure here we go:

This is the closest I can find to my expression according to my self-typing (yeah, it's on a dude because none of the women do this, but unsuccessfull Alphamale is a dude who picked a woman so whatever):

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Here's the closest one according to what everyone conspires to type me:

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