Beta sex talk

[rat1]

I don't understand why "loyal" is a beta attribute. I'm not saying betas aren't loyal, but it seems to be evenly spread among quadras.

Agreed, and kinky for alpha
If anything I would say gamma and delta are the most "loyal" not that the others aren't, but it just kinda sticks out more with the Te and Fi types

Yeah ISFjs will persecute you for leaving them even after the relationship is long dead.

[Jenna]

lol thanks for pointing out my dyslexia.

Lol I'm sorry! I agree with redbaron, it is definitely cute, and funny, but not in a lol@u way, in a "aww she made a mistake, hehe" kind of way

[rat1]

Well I mean like.. lets say you two are together still but no longer in love, and you just decide to leave. They do give the silent treatment after they've thoroughly bitched you out about betraying them. Though I had one ISFj try to tell me she was pregnant to get me back with her after we broke up, even though she wasn't. But that was not fully broken up yet.

[Reuben]

Asking permission to have sex is so damn awkward

Exactly. You should know just by being with the person. Somethings in relationships are transacted without words. The best things are agreed upon in silence.

[Reuben]

I don't find anyone but my mate appealing, even in the slightest & the thought of being intimate with anyone else makes me sick; he could be the most objectively hottest man on earth, it wouldn't matter

That's how it works. When I'm in love, even porn doesn't cut it anymore.

[717495]

Asking permission to have sex is so damn awkward.

That sounds kinda hot . Maybe it's what needs to be done with SxEs.

[Reuben]

Oh, you can ask for my permission anytime, Little Agag <3

[woofwoofl]

I hope some of you relate or if not, just like the idea...

α "Kinky"
Crap mini analogy - Deviance, experimentation, playful.

Kinky caregivers (ESFj, ISFp)
Best: kinky infantiles
Good: sensual infantiles
Worst: erotic agressors

Kinky infantiles (ENTp, INTj)
Best: kinky caregivers
Good: sensual caregivers
Worst: erotic victims

β "Passionate"
Mini analogy - Emotional, power plays, loyalty, romance.

Passionate aggressors (ESTp, ISTj)
Best: passionate victims
Good: erotic victims
Bad: sensual cargivers

Passionate victims (ENFj, INFp)
Best: passionate aggresssors
Good: erotic aggressors
Worst: sensual infantile

γ "Erotic"
Crap mini analogy - Undramatic, narcissistic, subdued power-play, mature!?

Erotic aggressors (ESFp, ISFj)
Best match: erotic victims
Good: passionate victims
Worst match: kinky caregivers

Erotic victims (ENTj, INTp)
Best: erotic aggressors
Good: passionate aggressors
Worst: kinky infantiles

δ "Sensual"
Crap mini analogy - Enjoys stuff like back massages, subdued playfulness, erotic art, food, lingerie.

Sensual caregiver's (ESTj, ISTp)
Best: sensual infatiles
Good: kinky infantiles
Worst: passionate aggressors

Sensual infatiles (ENFp, INFj)
Best: sensual caregivers
Good: kinky caregivers
Worst: passionate victims

I like this it would certainly help explain my disconnects with Delta, Alpha, and even Beta somehow; I get the impression that Betas generally find me rather dispassionate, then they give up all hope, and then I pursue them even less due to that taking place...

[Reuben]

Generally I find that people who have English as their first language are worse at written English, probably because they learnt to speak it well before they learnt to write it.

Not entirely true octie. Was english your first language?

I find it really difficult to see delta NFs in a sexual light.

Perhaps it's much easier to see delta NF females in a sexual light.

I blame it on dyslexia, auto correct & my inability to pay attention lol

*SHPANK* that's right, keep your eyes on the text. *shpank* no stop looking at my crotch. BAD girl.

[Creepy-pokeball]

This entire thread creeps me out lol.

[GuavaDrunk]

Is it Reuben? It's Reuben isn't it?

[Reuben]

No I'm creepy AND handsome. Oh wait that's jadae the superior pizza with his beard topping

Or so says allie

[tcaudilllg]

ENFJs I can see easily in a sexual light (VERY easily)... but INFPs... I won't comment on the guys, but the women... it's like they are these little giggly girls who are always glad to see you, but they are like your cousin or something: sex is... taboo. You wouldn't think of screwing your cousin, and you wouldn't think of screwing the shy little girl sitting next to you with her arms around her knees, except as some part of a little "naughty prank". The thought of 6th graders getting caught having sex comes to mind...

Could they even have straight sex without engaging themselves in some kind of cultural fantasy?

[Creepy-pokeball]

Ask Lady Gaga, lol.

[Jenna]

ENFJs I can see easily in a sexual light (VERY easily)... but INFPs... I won't comment on the guys, but the women... it's like they are these little giggly girls who are always glad to see you, but they are like your cousin or something: sex is... taboo. You wouldn't think of screwing your cousin, and you wouldn't think of screwing the shy little girl sitting next to you with her arms around her knees, except as some part of a little "naughty prank". The thought of 6th graders getting caught having sex comes to mind...

Could they even have straight sex without engaging themselves in some kind of cultural fantasy?

Yeah but that's what makes it fun like, we're these cute little innocent girls, except in adult form, you know, lol

[Gilly]

Ew. The thought of introducing food into sex would just take away everything that is sacred about it.

[Codie]

Licking chocolate or whipped cream off sounds like fun foreplay to me it's my penchant for sweeties talking here.

[Gilly]

I suppose I could see something like whipped cream being kind of kinky, but I wouldn't enjoy it for anhy sensual reason; it would be more like "oh look at us we have whipped cream teehee naughty" and then go back into serious sex.

[GuavaDrunk]

I like sweets too but food + sex sounds distracting in a bad way. Would break the mood for me. On the other hand I conditionally don't mind talking.

+what he said^

[Leader]

ENFJs I can see easily in a sexual light (VERY easily)... but INFPs... I won't comment on the guys, but the women... it's like they are these little giggly girls who are always glad to see you, but they are like your cousin or something: sex is... taboo. You wouldn't think of screwing your cousin, and you wouldn't think of screwing the shy little girl sitting next to you with her arms around her knees, except as some part of a little "naughty prank". The thought of 6th graders getting caught having sex comes to mind...

Could they even have straight sex without engaging themselves in some kind of cultural fantasy?

ISFps I see as those little girls I wouldn't want to hurt...ENFps like i'd have fun sensual sex with them, but with INFps...I just want to hold them, squeeeeze them, protect them in a real passionate and romantic way type of way.

[Korpsy Knievel]

The one time I introduced whipped cream (or any food) to the boudoir my girlfriend at the time informed me that "I don't like dairy's effect on my skin." *sigh*

[Leader]

Ew. The thought of introducing food into sex would just take away everything that is sacred about it.

...Luv.

[Reuben]

Food and women are about the same thing.

[redbaron]

Food and women are about the same thing.

I beg your pardon.

[Korpsy Knievel]

Food and women are about the same thing.

I beg your pardon.

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[Reuben]

They both taste good, and smell good, and make you feel better.