Your alpha credentials & alpha impostors
Surprise inspection, alpha! There are rumors of impostors in alpha. They threaten to weaken the pillars of Socionics and they will corrupt us all! Find the impostors! Purify the quadra! Everyone in alpha must prove themselves immediately or be transported to gamma. No one wants that.
PROVE THAT YOU ARE ALPHA NOW!
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Uhh.. I like shiny things! I smile with teeth!
"Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."
Do you know the secret handshake?Originally Posted by Carla
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My name is Logos...("Hi Logos.")...and I'm an Alpha impostor. I tried to hide for many years amongst you as an LII, but amidst it all, only Pinocchio had to brains to discern the truth of me, that I am...a...a LSI! The horror! You know what? Does anyone mind if I continue to be a LII impostor? I like it better than being an LSI.
Johari Box"Alpha Quadra subforum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
This angry mob will decide that:
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Since I weigh the same as a duck, so I must be made of wood, and therefore...I must be an Alpha! Hooray!This angry mob will decide that:
Johari Box"Alpha Quadra subforum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
I tell her new places to look for shiny things and logical teeth brushing techniques!
ILE-Ti
6w7 sx/sp (low level of confidence)
Thankyou, dear.
(!@#$&^$%#$@#!%^#$!)
"Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."
No stop hugging me, you'll reveal my gamma star--NO TOO LATE
RUN AWAY!
Last edited by Banana Pancakes; 09-20-2009 at 01:48 AM.
ILE-Ti
6w7 sx/sp (low level of confidence)
your quadra is silly. I want nothing to do with it.
AHHHHH!! GAMMA!!
"Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."
I have prepared a thirty-page preliminary analysis of the facts, outlining conclusive philosophical proof that I am Alpha, which I now reproduce here.
Chapter 1: The Philosophical Underpinnings of Reality
In order to ascertain the certainty of the quadradic grouping to which one's psychological inner mechanics can be assigned, one must first establish that the spatio-temporal reality in which one's consciousness can be said to exist is in fact a logically coherent system wherein immutable laws of cause-and-effect inevitably produce predictable results. That is to wit, the entity under examination must interact and function according to an unalterably constant system by which definitions and classifications can be defined and referenced objectively; a dynamic ontology or the lack of such a system will inevitably... [et cetera ad nauseum]
Quaero Veritas.
It is written in the pencils: i like pickles!
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
Samson has a huge...rope...in this pic.
It is written in the pencils: i like pickles!
ILE-Ti
6w7 sx/sp (low level of confidence)
True alphas have no need to prove themselves.
LII-Ne with strong EII tendencies, 6w7-9w1-3w4 so/sp/sx, INxP
I have waffles. Waffles are good, and so are Alphas.
Thus, being in possession of waffles, I am obviously alpha.
Meh.
mmmm roffles waffles
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