I discovered there has been a large bit of wood in my second bedroom (left over from decorating) that I didn't even notice was still there (worked out it has been there for 6 months)
I was sure I had put it in the bin
That sounds like the kind of thing an IEI I know does...
I see this IEI every day in the mirror but it keeps surprising me with shit like that.
"What is love?"
"The total absence of fear," said the Master.
"What is it we fear?"
"Love," said the Master.