There are a few of us--you apparently included--who would enjoy dissecting this stuff... Who aren't here to just jerk off or live a slow death considering little paragraphs of nothing... (I like jerking off and thinking of nothing, but, you know, ad nauseum like sometimes on this forum--it gets old quickly.)

Does anyone have any experience trying to tell apart these nebulous cases? examples above

Use the examples if you'd like... Hell, it'd tickle me if you did.