Socionics Types and Quotes

[Minde]

ENFj school director, in a staff meeting: "*all glowy* I just love, it makes me feel all warm, when I hear someone saying, 'That's not school policy,' because I'm not the one saying it!"


In context, she's referring to the "no meanness policy" and the "keep the art positive" policy. She doesn't like being the bad guy and hates hurting people's feelings.


By the way, I happen to love this particular ENFj. She drives me nuts sometimes, but she has great dreams and is pursuing and achieving some amazing goals. She's such a stereotypical ENFj, though, that it cracks me up sometimes. All that Ej drive, Fe+Ni vision and motivatingness, terrible Si, Te de-emphasizing, desperate need for "enforcers" of her visions...

[Creepy-male]

I'm Green, my ILE friend is Blue. Discussing integral types of UK nations.

hi this is Sonia's friend: I like english formality and "principleness", it's leaning toward industry and work
hi this is Sonia's friend: all the LSE crap
hi this is Sonia's friend: and that's all
hi this is Sonia's friend: lol
hi this is Sonia's friend: it is a very LSE language
hi this is Sonia's friend: everything in England that falls out of it I dislike
hi this is Sonia's friend: I like LSEness
hi this is Sonia's friend: LSEngland
hi this is Sonia's friend: the rest of UK is not my cup of tea
hi this is Sonia's friend: hahahaha
hi this is Sonia's friend: yes
hi this is Sonia's friend: And then the Scottish highlands
hi this is Sonia's friend: Fuckin' SLEs
hi this is Sonia's friend: what would Wales be?
hi this is Sonia's friend: They're like the serial rape victim nation aren't they?
hi this is Sonia's friend: yes
hi this is Sonia's friend: what do you think of EII?
hi this is Sonia's friend: first guess
hi this is Sonia's friend: I kind of see them as infantiles
hi this is Sonia's friend: England's duals
hi this is Sonia's friend: lol
hi this is Sonia's friend: a land of bards
hi this is Sonia's friend: it has to be an EII thing

[leckysupport]

ESI:When I see how some guys treat their girls it makes me mad and then I lose respect for everybody.

[UDP]

Delta NF on a Delta ST


Thank you for being so amazing.
All this week. You've been reliable responsible sexy fun cuddly and you've needed me. Everything i could have ever wanted in a man.

[Timeless]

ESE: You're Japanese? I like Sony man.
LII: (Laughing) Fuck you.

---

EIE: I don't like being pressured!
ILE: By who? Yourself?
EIE: ...Yeah!

---

ILE: Hey, do you know any places where I can swim for free or cheap?
LSI: The ocean.

---

ESI: Russian people stink because they don't shower!
ILE: Uh huh.

---

ESE: My internet doesn't work, I can't jack off. What the fuck! I'm tired of looking at porn through my phone.

---

ILE: Whenever you think no one loves you, always remember Jesus, the IRS, and mosquitos will always love you.
SLI: (Laughs)

---

EII: I'm trying to open a file, but it doesn't work? I downloaded here.
ILE: You did download it. The thing is you didn't open it. To put it in a different way, you have a bunch of delivered packages in your house waiting to be opened.

---

ESE: I'm ready to be rich; yatchs, hoes, and platinum forks.
LII: The possibility of that happening is very low, but you still can make a lot of money.
ESE: Thank you for crushing my enthusiasm you fucking bastard.

---

ESE: What's wrong man?
ILE: Nothing.
ESE: (Joking) What the fuck, you want me to crash this car into a brick wall? Huh?! Huh!? We're gonna die today if you don't tell me what the fuck is wrong!

(Pushes the gas pedal)

ESE: You ready to die?! Huh?!

---

IEE: Is there something wrong?
EIE: I don't know, I just don't like you.

---

LIE: What's up fat guy?
ILE: What's up skinny guy?

---

IEI: Look, Fe! (Waves hands)
ILE:

[Beautiful sky]

An example of SEE's Ne Role.

Me: So what do you do for a living?
SEE: I'm a costume designer.
Me: Wow, that must be stressful.
SEE: no, actually it's a lot of fun.
Me: how so?
SEE: I get to work on projects, which I enjoy instead of one boring thing; each one is new and fun; I get to create something and at the end of the day I have a lot of energy (she's saying this while folding 10 loads of laundry).
Me: *passing out from watching her work like that with that much energy*

[Cuddly McFluffles]

I'm Green, my ILE friend is Blue. Discussing integral types of UK nations.

hi this is Sonia's friend: I like english formality and "principleness", it's leaning toward industry and work
hi this is Sonia's friend: all the LSE crap
hi this is Sonia's friend: and that's all
hi this is Sonia's friend: lol
hi this is Sonia's friend: it is a very LSE language
hi this is Sonia's friend: everything in England that falls out of it I dislike
hi this is Sonia's friend: I like LSEness
hi this is Sonia's friend: LSEngland
hi this is Sonia's friend: the rest of UK is not my cup of tea
hi this is Sonia's friend: hahahaha
hi this is Sonia's friend: yes
hi this is Sonia's friend: And then the Scottish highlands
hi this is Sonia's friend: Fuckin' SLEs
hi this is Sonia's friend: what would Wales be?
hi this is Sonia's friend: They're like the serial rape victim nation aren't they?
hi this is Sonia's friend: yes
hi this is Sonia's friend: what do you think of EII?
hi this is Sonia's friend: first guess
hi this is Sonia's friend: I kind of see them as infantiles
hi this is Sonia's friend: England's duals
hi this is Sonia's friend: lol
hi this is Sonia's friend: a land of bards
hi this is Sonia's friend: it has to be an EII thing

[Beautiful sky]

My LSI boss:

"Maritsa, print check, mail-first copy." (Te ignoring anyone?)

Rewritten by my LSE friend:

"Maritsa...
make one copy
print check
mail
- in that order."

[Timeless]

[At the bookstore]

IEI: I think I'm gonna buy this Kama Sutra book.
ILE: If you really think about it, if you have you are Kama Sutra.

[Creepy-male]

In reference to me discussing the various disturbances my caffeine overload causes within my abdomen,

"Aleksei": you're a gut type so your coffe's gonna burn through your 9-ishness
"Aleksei": and you will emerge transformed into an AWESOME 3

[Minde]

More from Adventures with My ENFp Sister

Her: *rumaging in her backpack in the dark*
Her: Oh, hey, a grapefruit spoon. I could have stabbed a man on the train today with this. He was being annoying.
Me: *invisible o.O expression*
Her: Yes, I thought to myself, "I could stab him with this!"
Me: Did that bring you comfort?
Her: Yes. It did.





I guess the moral of the story is - Be careful which pretty girls you annoy on public transit. If she's ENFp and if she has a grapefruit spoon in her backpack, she might consider stabbing you with it. That's leading + role for you (or something like that).

[UDP]

They can be pretty kick ass, yes.

[Exodus]

ESE: You're Japanese? I like Sony man.
LII: (Laughing) Fuck you.

---

EIE: I don't like being pressured!
ILE: By who? Yourself?
EIE: ...Yeah!

---

ILE: Hey, do you know any places where I can swim for free or cheap?
LSI: The ocean.

---

ESI: Russian people stink because they don't shower!
ILE: Uh huh.

---

ESE: My internet doesn't work, I can't jack off. What the fuck! I'm tired of looking at porn through my phone.

---

ILE: Whenever you think no one loves you, always remember Jesus, the IRS, and mosquitos will always love you.
SLI: (Laughs)

---

EII: I'm trying to open a file, but it doesn't work? I downloaded here.
ILE: You did download it. The thing is you didn't open it. To put it in a different way, you have a bunch of delivered packages in your house waiting to be opened.

---

ESE: I'm ready to be rich; yatchs, hoes, and platinum forks.
LII: The possibility of that happening is very low, but you still can make a lot of money.
ESE: Thank you for crushing my enthusiasm you fucking bastard.

---

ESE: What's wrong man?
ILE: Nothing.
ESE: (Joking) What the fuck, you want me to crash this car into a brick wall? Huh?! Huh!? We're gonna die today if you don't tell me what the fuck is wrong!

(Pushes the gas pedal)

ESE: You ready to die?! Huh?!

---

IEE: Is there something wrong?
EIE: I don't know, I just don't like you.

---

LIE: What's up fat guy?
ILE: What's up skinny guy?

---

IEI: Look, Fe! (Waves hands)
ILE:

I don't get it.

[Timeless]

I don't get it.

They're just random conversations with different people.

[Minde]

ESE advice to me, during stress:

"Sleep, eat healthy food, and laugh!"


Fe + Si, anyone?

[Beautiful sky]

LOL Minde.

My ESE boss tells me:

Him: "Maritsa, stop worrying about your health. You know that something is serious when you end up in a corner somewhere, unable to get up. Until then, life's too short. (He says this while eating a browny)"

Me: "That browny isn't good for you."

Him: "I'm not spending the last 5 years of my life eating pablum out of a box."

Me: LOL

[UDP]

"Why did you have to go and tell me all that stuff. I was having a good day until then. it's not right man"

negativist introverted rational type upon hearing input from ...... me

[Timeless]

[Having an intellectual Q&A and discussion with my best friend]

ESE: Stop asking me difficult questions!
ILE: ...I just asked you for the time.
ESE: (Laughs) You fuck.

[Lobo]

ESE: What's wrong man?
ILE: Nothing.
ESE: (Joking) What the fuck, you want me to crash this car into a brick wall? Huh?! Huh!? We're gonna die today if you don't tell me what the fuck is wrong!

(Pushes the gas pedal)

ESE: You ready to die?! Huh?!

ESE advice to me, during stress:

"Sleep, eat healthy food, and laugh!"

Fe + Si, anyone?

Yup, if you switch "laugh" with "do something productive" you get LSE.

[Exodus]

Yup, if you switch "laugh" with "do something productive" you get LSE.

Why would you want to do something productive when you're stressed?

[Exodus]

HA (LII): Why would you want to do something productive when you're stressed?

Me (IEE): I have no idea how, but it works! (Too bad it took five years of depression to figure that out. )

hm, interesting

[Lobo]

Why would you want to do something productive when you're stressed?

It's not so much about what the other person wants, but what the LSE would (theoretically) recommend: to actively do something that will produce what is needed for that person to stop being stressed.

[Exodus]

ESE (to ILI): I'm always happy! You should try being happy like me.
ILI: No you're not. Remember that time when...
ESE: Nah I was just being emo. That's not the same thing.

[Exodus]

They're just random conversations with different people.

I thought they were supposed to have something to do with socionics.

[Timeless]

I thought they were supposed to have something to do with socionics.

They do.

[Minde]

My sister and I are considering going to a local Japanese garden. We have an extra ticket, and I initially thought that her ISTp SO could go with us. But then I reconsidered.

Me: "If I know him at all, he wouldn't be happy walking around looking at flowers."
Her: "No, not so much."
Me: *pause* "What does he like, that makes him happy?"
Her: *laugh* "Good question! There are things, but he just doesn't let on that he does or that it makes him happy."
Me: "I'm just trying to think - if taking pictures - what environment would bring a smile to his face?"
Her: *shruglaugh* "I dunno..."
Me: "I guess I prefer having someone like him around, with good character, than someone with bad character who's always smiling."
Her: "Yeah, me, too. And, also, then all the other girls think he's mean, but we know [better]."


Socionically speaking, I see this as an example of Delta NFs being ok with the idiosyncrasies (i.e. Fe-less-ness) of an ISTp.

[Lobo]

LSE: "You know what your problem is? You want to do things the correct way..."

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LSE: "We're going to set aside one week, and I'll show you how to use everything in the machine shop... You'll even know more than the people here. You know why? Because I'll be slowly guiding you throughout, step by step."
Me: (<-- means I won't have to rely on the annoying people who work with me, especially my quasi-nemesis, the LSE from the top quote)

[Exodus]

You have an LSE nemesis??

[Lobo]

You have an LSE nemesis??

Yep. He has made me have bad days at work, but since he has helped me on occasion, he's only my quasi-nemesis.

[Exodus]

EIE: [on gender differences] I think guys should get complimented more than they do.
ILE: I think nobody needs to get complimented.



There was also an interesting argument in which the EIE was trying to argue that some level of money is necessary for happiness, and thus people should work hard when they're in school and sacrifice some enjoyment in order to get a better career. Apparently a lot of valuing types took offense to this and it turned into a heated debate.

[stray]

Maybe that's why I'm perpetually miserable, I was raised on Gamma/Beta values that just completely contradict my Si nature.

I don't think I was "raised" with it, but it's part of the backdrop in the surrounding culture here (and of course, via some friends in the past). I was raised with more Delta values around me. The emphasis on productivity there annoys me, but it doesn't attempt to guilt me with the added element of Se/Fi. Where my image and sense of personal and social worth is at stake. Deltas are more tolerant of it.

[ashlesha]

for some reason this amused me a lot and i thought it was representative of Si/Ne conversation. my SLI bf and i at a restaurant last night:

me: "this restaurant feels very small town."
him: "why?"
me: "the country music and the old people and it feels...not commercial."
him: "not commercial? there are commercials everywhere in small towns, like budweiser signs hanging in store windows."
me: "that's not what i mean. i mean commercial like shiny and glossy and uncomfortably perfect."
him: "but that isn't what you said. anyway, i know why you think this place is like a small town. the country music."
me: "i already said that. country music and old people."
him: "what old people? there aren't old people anywhere."
me: "there was a big crowd right next to you 10 minutes ago!"
him: "oh, with that one guy who had his butt in my face the whole time? i wanted to stab it with my fork."
me: laugh

[Lobo]

*A/C in the lab hasn't been working well lately, and this being an Si-ego dominated lab, there's complaining about the heat often*

me: Hey, are you guys going to make noise or something? I'm going to open the door...
LSE: NO!!
me: Should I open the door?
LSE: I was going to teach the new guy anal
me: So... I should open the door?
LSE: Well, unless you want everyone to see us

[UDP]

ESI to Me:

Setting: we were talking about what happened this week. I was recalling our conversation last weekend about how he wanted to accomplish XYZ, and basically it didn't happen. And he talks about what he did to today, and I'm talking about how other things could be done.



"(expletive filled rambling), you're a control freak and you're a pain in my ass"
"I'm not a control freak, I-- (starting to smile)"

"You're still a pain in my ass!"
"I just want to see results"

"You're not my boss"
"So? I'm this way with everyone... "

"But you're not my boss, you're my friend!"
"... ..."

"!!"
"I'm the boss of the world!"
"No you're not"
"Yes I am! ! "


lol something like that.
Universal Dictator Prince, return of


PS"

"Well it sucks because I need emotional stimulators"
"Yeah, I know - you're in a bad place and you can't do anything about it right now and it's not fun"

"YEAH, exactly!"
"......"

"-- and you're like YEAH you're not where you want to be - like a broken record, and not even a good one"
""

....

"Why did you ask me what I said before, are you posting it on the internet?"
" "

[Cuddly McFluffles]

ESI to Me:

Setting: we were talking about what happened this week. I was recalling our conversation last weekend about how he wanted to accomplish XYZ, and basically it didn't happen. And he talks about what he did to today, and I'm talking about how other things could be done.



"(expletive filled rambling), you're a control freak and you're a pain in my ass"
"I'm not a control freak, I-- (starting to smile)"

"You're still a pain in my ass!"
"I just want to see results"

"You're not my boss"
"So? I'm this way with everyone... "

"But you're not my boss, you're my friend!"
"... ..."

"!!"
"I'm the boss of the world!"
"No you're not"
"Yes I am!"


lol something like that.
Universal Dictator Prince, return of

I want to meet this ESI. Especially if you've been talking about the same one all these months.

[UDP]

"I may not be washin' my own clothes, but i'm DRYIN them. That's half - that's a BIG half right there"
"- heh, well yeah, that is something"

and then random lecture about doing something together because it's what friends do?

ESI to the max



"Do you like dragon ball z or do you just know that one clip?"
"No, I don't watch anime / know dbz other than just knowing that 9000 clip"

"You have no imagination because you're 'Mr Reality's Gonna Kick Your Ass'..... 'Mr Reality is going to bend you over and make you its prison bitch'"
"lol"

[UDP]

"Yeah I want to go to that bar again, like on my birthday"
"ok yeah! that was actually a good place --- except they didn't have good water.."

"Good water? What you talking about?"
"*explanation about how a glass used to carry many different types of liquids sometimes tastes like all of them, especially at bars, and especially in regard to pure water* .. *small explanation about how it's kind of silly to order water at a bar knowing this* "

"Eh, whatever. At least they had free refills"
"well...."

"Yeah I know, I know - but did you have to actually say that that night?"
" "

" 'you know, they are probably just doing that to you to be nice', jeez"
" "


(They were being nice, not because it was his birthday - he didn't reveal that until later)

[Minde]

My family cracks me up sometimes. Excerpts from today:


ESFp: That [mandolin] hasn't been used since before I met her [his wife, 20 years ago].
ESTj: *plucks the strings* I can tell.


INFj: I went into the store and said to the clerk, "I have a wife and I need a card."
ESTj: ...Did you really say that?
INFj: *cracks up* I say this every year and she still asks!


Me: Whatcha doin'?
ENFp: *tapping away at the ipad* I'm trying to remember my library number.
ISTp: *rattles off a series of numbers* That's mine.
ENFp: Well, I'm trying to remember mine.
....
ENFp: I can't remember mine. What's your number?


ESTj: *plucking out a song on the now roughly tuned mandolin*
ESFp: That's not a song.
ESTj: It's not all the way tuned.
ESFp: You've had that in your hands for five minutes, you should know how to play it by now!


ISTp: *holding a card with stuff clipped and glued on it* That's weird.
ENFp: It's kind of scrapbook-ish.


ISTp: *opening popup card* Oooh. *closes and opens it again* Wow. *closes and opens it a couple more times* This is cool. *turns it over and around and mumbles something about mechanics*


ESTj: Oh, even [ISTp] signed it.
INFj: See, she can read your handwriting. Or, at least she can count.

[UDP]

LIE with Chainsaw: "You know, whenever you use a chainsaw to do basic carpentry, every cut is a "perfect cut""

Me: *Why don't you just get out a table saw and measure things... you'll actually save less time by doing things right the first time. There are too many cracks in the wall, and the chicks will be too cold...*

[Minde]

How to correct an ENFp:

ENFp: *peels a mango with a knife*
ISTp: *watches* Hun, you're gonna slice off the end of your finger.
ENFp: Hm. It's not sharp. See? *taps her fingers with the blade*
ISTp: Dull knives are the worst. Unless they're not knives.
ENFp: How should it be done?
ISTp: On a cutting board?
ENFp: Oh. *glances at the cutting board*
ENFp: *continues on as before*
ISTp: *continues eating his eggs*