ESE: You're Japanese? I like Sony man.
LII: (Laughing) Fuck you.
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EIE: I don't like being pressured!
ILE: By who? Yourself?
EIE: ...Yeah!
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ILE: Hey, do you know any places where I can swim for free or cheap?
LSI: The ocean.
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ESI: Russian people stink because they don't shower!
ILE: Uh huh.
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ESE: My internet doesn't work, I can't jack off. What the fuck! I'm tired of looking at porn through my phone.
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ILE: Whenever you think no one loves you, always remember Jesus, the IRS, and mosquitos will always love you.
SLI: (Laughs)
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EII: I'm trying to open a file, but it doesn't work? I downloaded here.
ILE: You did download it. The thing is you didn't open it. To put it in a different way, you have a bunch of delivered packages in your house waiting to be opened.
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ESE: I'm ready to be rich; yatchs, hoes, and platinum forks.
LII: The possibility of that happening is very low, but you still can make a lot of money.
ESE: Thank you for crushing my enthusiasm you fucking bastard.
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ESE: What's wrong man?
ILE: Nothing.
ESE: (Joking) What the fuck, you want me to crash this car into a brick wall? Huh?! Huh!? We're gonna die today if you don't tell me what the fuck is wrong!
(Pushes the gas pedal)
ESE: You ready to die?! Huh?!
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IEE: Is there something wrong?
EIE: I don't know, I just don't like you.
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LIE: What's up fat guy?
ILE: What's up skinny guy?
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IEI: Look, Fe! (Waves hands)
ILE: