estps, I come in peace... tell me if you relate to this short play I wrote. I want to see if I somehow understand your ways.
two strangers are talking to each other.
1#: Man, this place is fuckin' awesome, look at them fine bitches.
2#: Yeah man...
1#: My name is ----, what's yours?
2#: ----, but the bitches call me daddy.
2#: I gotta take a leak (goes over to a statue and pees on it)
1#: (laughs and does it too saying "whooohoooo" )
2#: (accidentially pees on #1)
1#: Hey man, wtf are you doing?
2#: (angrily) it was an accident retard
1#: What the fuck is your problem?
2#: that you're a fuckin' ******
(#1 pushes #2, and viceversa)
1#: I'm gonna kick yo' ass you piece of shit
(start to fight and people separate them)
2#: Next time I see you yur dead man, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!
1#: Find me @ yo mama's bitch!
continue fighting and almost die...