Why Communism Isn't Inconceivable

[Gilly]

Chimps aren't capitalists

[Gilly]

Evolution occurs in response to need. The rich don't need.

[xyz]

You should write a self help book, Gilly.

[Gilly]

I've thought about it. I've also thought about being a therapist, working at a rehab clinic, becoming a religious or spiritual leader/guru/devotee/whatever of some sort, starting a cult, living in an isolated compound surrounded by a group of followers, coercing adherents to strap explosives to themselves and walk into government buildings and then immediately walk out, assassinating the president, and legitimately infiltrating a nuclear weapons facility as a formally trained expert with the aim of detonating enough hydrogen bombs to blow the planet Earth to smithereens.

[xyz]

I've thought about it. I've also thought about being a therapist, working at a rehab clinic, becoming a religious or spiritual leader/guru/devotee/whatever of some sort, starting a cult, living in an isolated compound surrounded by a group of followers, coercing adherents to strap explosives to themselves and walk into government buildings and then immediately walk out, assassinating the president, and legitimately infiltrating a nuclear weapons facility as a formally trained expert with the aim of detonating enough hydrogen bombs to blow the planet Earth to smithereens.

I'm being 100% serious here:

Why is it that starting a cult is the one that scares me the most?

That's quite the list there. Done any of em?

[Gilly]

I'm being 100% serious here:

Why is it that starting a cult is the one that scares me the most?

Because I could probably do it.

That's quite the list there. Done any of em?

The two I've come closest to are being a therapist and starting a cult.

[implied]

I've thought about it. I've also thought about being a therapist, working at a rehab clinic, becoming a religious or spiritual leader/guru/devotee/whatever of some sort, starting a cult, living in an isolated compound surrounded by a group of followers, coercing adherents to strap explosives to themselves and walk into government buildings and then immediately walk out, assassinating the president, and legitimately infiltrating a nuclear weapons facility as a formally trained expert with the aim of detonating enough hydrogen bombs to blow the planet Earth to smithereens.

you should write some new thought books. i bet you could make a bomb right now.

[Hot Scalding Gayser]

People are naturally competitive and like to feel better than others though. So even if you could make the poor comforted and happy, you would still see some people think they are better than other people and manipulate/take advantage of them. It's always the outcasts/those on the fringes of society that do the real heroic work in the world, and it always needs to be like that.

To feel connected with others, you usually want to bring them down the illusionary social status ladder.

Also it's no surprise that celebs understand both of how the 'make the loser feel better about himself' and how the corporate 'People suck. Money is so cool!' systems work.

[Elro]

I've thought about it. I've also thought about being a therapist, working at a rehab clinic, becoming a religious or spiritual leader/guru/devotee/whatever of some sort, starting a cult, living in an isolated compound surrounded by a group of followers, coercing adherents to strap explosives to themselves and walk into government buildings and then immediately walk out, assassinating the president, and legitimately infiltrating a nuclear weapons facility as a formally trained expert with the aim of detonating enough hydrogen bombs to blow the planet Earth to smithereens.

Congratulations! You are now on a list. Have fun on your next plane flight!

[idolatrie]

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[discojoe]

Communism is conceivable. The point is that it isn't feasible.

[Gilly]

Not right now it isn't.

[discojoe]

Not right now it isn't.

Correct. Right now it isn't feasible. Achieve material abundance on a global scale and maybe that will change.

[Gilly]

Or realize that material sufficiency and comfort is possible for all if people weren't such stubborn fucks.

[Gilly]

Oh, and if a bunch of people would die. Overpopulation is an issue.

[discojoe]

Or realize that material sufficiency and comfort is possible for all if people weren't such stubborn fucks.

Therein lies the problem with communism: it relies on too many "if only" sentiments to work.

[ragnar]

Chimps aren't capitalists

Yes they are. Capitalism is all about free exchange of goods and services, chimps and many other animals are known to practice that. Many animals even store up wealth for themselves, hamsters f.i.

Communism is about an elite manipulating their minions into restricting your freedom to buy, sell and own. And to live your life your way. All in the name of a muddled and dumb theory. Chimps do not practice that.

[Nexus]

Chimps aren't capitalists

One day the third world countries will enter the information age; by then chimps will have evolved to the point of having the capability of providing cheap labor and so will be exploited by humans for profit. Then one day the chimps will engage in revolution and overthrow their masters. Centuries later Charlton Heston will star in Planet of the Apes.

[Expat]

Then one day the chimps will engage in revolution and overthrow their masters. Centuries later Charlton Heston will star in Planet of the Apes.

And he will destroy the world in Beneth the Planet of the Apes with a cobalt bomb. The apes had it coming.

[Nexus]

And he will destroy the world in Beneth the Planet of the Apes with a cobalt bomb. The apes had it coming.

[Hitta]

Communism and Capitalism in their true forms are the same exact thing.

[Elro]

Communism and Capitalism in their true forms are the same exact thing.

Um... ...
Okay, I'll bite: how?

[Ezra]

Some day, Gilly, you and I are going to sit down, and discuss politics, economics and philosophy at (major) length, like true brilliant minds.

[Enters Laughing]

Yesterday I had a jar of lemon curd all to myself!

[xyz]

Some day, Gilly, you and I are going to sit down, and discuss politics, economics and philosophy at (major) length, like true brilliant minds.

yuppie.

[FDG]

yuppie.

That's what is commonly called a "Reality Show"

[discojoe]

Some day, Gilly, you and I are going to sit down, and discuss politics, economics and philosophy at (major) length, like true brilliant minds.

rofl

[Gilly]

Some day, Gilly, you and I are going to sit down, and discuss politics, economics and philosophy at (major) length, like true brilliant minds.

Cool, can we be on heroin when we do it?