WARNING: if you don't want to be offended please don't read this joke thread.
My way to solve the economic crisis is very simple : just fire all Eights and hire cool people instead.
Some economists say that there is a natural rate of unemployment. This rate is 11%, or the percentage of Eights in the population.
Why do businesses pay cool, trustworthy, hardworking, and courteous people for doing jobs well and enjoying it, when they can waste money and pay some stupid Eights, who can't do anything well except giving a good image at job interviews ?
No. There is no need for "green growth" or "stimulus package" or "carbon tax" or such. Just fire all Eights. That's all.
You know why Nazis were antisemitic ? Because they thought all Jews were Eights.
You know, racists are basically people who think that people who belong in an ethnic group are all Eights. (and most racists are Eights too)
If we eliminate unhealthy elements (Eights) from the economy, there will be less stress, more involvment from employees, more adaptation to the actual demand (instead of Eights' conception of demand), and therefore, more consumption. And then, the economic crisis gradually disappears.
Just imagine. A happy world without Eights. It'd be so awesome.
I have another version :
Just fire all women and hire men instead. Men are more productive than women. The GDP will increase.