I stole some hot dogs

[Kim]

I can't wait for Joy to get at this post.

"You're screwed up. You're a sociopath who steals hot-dogs and tries to kill pedestrians. You need help. A sociopath tried to kill my sister. You're a sociopath. Socipaths steal and try to kill people. You're a sociopath. You're a sociopath. You're a socipath."

I'm not a sociopath, I'm just hungry. Good times. WTF is it possible to still be intoxicated after 12 hours of not drinking? Oh yeah, never roam the streets of chicago alone and drunk at 1am. lolz

I will save Joy the trouble and say that stealing someone's food and saying she doesn't need it is fucked up and disgusting. I don't know if you are a sociopath, but it certainly makes you a bitch.

[jessica129]

lol, but she's FAT. I think she owes me a thank you, actually.

[strrrng]

lol, but she's FAT. I think she owes me a thank you, actually.

LOL. I actually agree completely. you can't latch onto illusory externally defined morals like "stealing is wrong", as if this static concept holds true 100% of the time. Jessica would be more of a bitch if she made fun of the lady for being fat, or stole her salad. But she saved D4 BITCH! She saved her 600 calories and 15g saturated fat. Ok, so maybe it wasn't her place. nonetheless, it's fuckin hilarious haha

[jessica129]

lol, hey the way i look at it is anything in a community fridge is free for the taking. Unless you got some super sealed tuperware with your name on it, maaaaybe i wont steal your food. But all bets are off when i'm hungover, hungry and poor.

[discojoe]

lol, hey the way i look at it is anything in a community fridge is free for the taking. Unless you got some super sealed tuperware with your name on it, maaaaybe i wont steal your food. But all bets are off when i'm hungover, hungry and poor.

Yeah, when you hate yourself and have zero self-respect, it's hard to care about other people's property.

[Rubicon]

Fat people r cool.

Someone stole my milk from the 'free for all' student fridge the other day, so I'm going to take it out on you, Jessica. What do I have to do? Write my name and phone number on it? But if someone's going to steal milk, they're probably pretty poor, so it doesn't bother me so much. You, on the other hand, should be ashamed of yourself.

[strrrng]

lol enough with the moralism ppl...she took someone else's property, yes...but at least it benefitted the person in some way lol...would u be mad if I stole crack from an addict? maybe that would be the day they quit cold shoulder lolz.

[Rubicon]

lol enough with the moralism ppl...she took someone else's property, yes...but at least it benefitted the person in some way lol...would u be mad if I stole crack from an addict? maybe that would be the day they quit cold shoulder lolz.

Whatever makes you feel better about stealing.

[Creepy-bg]

thread bumped to highlight the best of Jessica month.

[DirectorAbbie]

I charge my fat brother more for food than I charge my skinny brother.

[strrrng]

You should never steal crack from a crack addict... they will knife you.

what if I steal their knife?

[Joy]

When I saw this listed in Anything Goes, I somehow knew that the thread had been posted by Jessica.

Kim is right, the response you received from the Fe creative types in this thread is very telling. Jessica, congratulations. You are SLE. (LSI is possible, but I think SLE is much more likely, no matter how reclusive you say you are.)