I will start:
-10,000 B.C
-Taxi Driver
More to come.
Worst movies of all time
I will start:
-10,000 B.C
-Taxi Driver
More to come.
I've heard like 4 people shit on 10,000 BC. Up to this point I'd never even heard of the movie. Was it that bad Jessica?
"Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."
- Voltaire
Without a doubt the worst movie i have ever seen...ever. I took the day off work to see it too and wow it was bad. I walked out, I couldn't last to the end. The trailor made it look a million and one times better than it was. Just watch the previews and you've just watched the best moments in the entire film. Do not see it.Originally Posted by LokiVanguard
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Suomea
Good call.
I'd include Superman IV, too.
, LIE, ENTj logical subtype, 8w9 sx/sp
Just off the top of my head --
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde
The Wild Wild West (with Will Smith)
The Three Musketeers (the 1993 version with Tim Curry)
Highlander II
What are you talking about? That movie never existed.
Johari Box"Alpha Quadra subforum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
that Paris Hilton video
How come I have it on VHS then
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
I thought it was genius how they totally rewrote the storyHow come I have it on VHS then
They were still trickier with Hammerfilms Frankenstein movies. Although Frankenstein movies continue where the previous one ended, they contradict the ones before the previous one.I thought it was genius how they totally rewrote the story
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
Stop spreading lies, Warlord. You merely have a fan rendition of a hypothetical Highlander II movie that otherwise never existed.How come I have it on VHS then
Johari Box"Alpha Quadra subforum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
Well, it's good, but I confess to not being able to watch it when he takes her to the cinema -- it makes me cringe, when I first saw it I thought "no! He can't be doing that!" It affected me far more than any of the killings.
I think that's an unique case of an "official" sequel - with all the main actors - that totally re-wrote the basic premises of the original.
In an interview, at the time, Christophe Lambert said, laughing, "I don't think that the people who watch such movies care about that, they want to see the action" - or something like that. Yeah Chris, fans are idiots.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes II is a far better sequel.
I thought the worse movie ever was "The Mummy". But then they had to make this...
I thought the worse movie ever was "The Mummy". But then they had to make this...
loved this, maybe it's too advanced for you developement xox
Well I am back. How's everyone? Don't have as much time now, but glad to see some of the old gang are still here.
Thanks for the warning. So, why was it bad?
Films I thought were bad:
currently, I can only remember
-snakes on a plane
INTp
sx/sp
For me it was Norbit
And worse still that I was forced into watching this piece of garbage.
Supergirl was bad but nowhere near that ^
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"Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."
- Voltaire
lol. quite true.
That reminds me. I didn't like a lot of Eddie Murphy's films. Can't remember the titles though.
Umm supergirl? I remember watching it, but don't remember it at all. That's gotta mean something.
And the Scream series. Bad.
INTp
sx/sp
The last Eddie Murphy movie I genuwinely thought was funny was Coming To America.
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"Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."
- Voltaire
Mines of Kilimanjaro, 1987
I'm not sure if it was meant to be as bad as it was, or if it was just a big joke. Either way, I can't stop laughing, just thinking about it.
Yeah, definitely bad.
“Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”
And the Scream series. Bad.
I actually liked the first one but the rest were horrible. Generally all sequels are.
-alien vs predator
retarded movie
asd
Avatar: The Last Airbender. Amaaaaaazing cartoon. Terrible movie.
Any and all Lifetime "sweet-but-gullible-woman-in-danger" movies.
INFj / EII
4w5
Diese Tage, die leer dir scheinen
und wertlos für das All,
haben Wurzeln zwischen den Steinen
und trinken dort überall.
Men in Black. All of them.
Beyond the Poseidon Adventure
When Time Ran Out
Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman (both versions)
Orca
King Kong (the 1977 version)
Moonraker
Batman and Robin
Moonraker..the friction free smoothness that is Roger Moore?
Attack of the Fifty-Foot woman? Yep..not tall enough for me aha!
Orca? Haven't seen it, but it sounds good
The Saw movies.
Every single one of them. God, there were four. How?
Moonlight will fall
Winter will end
Harvest will come
Your heart will mend
Titanic.
and
Orgasmo.
LII
that is what i was getting at. if there is an inescapable appropriation that is required in the act of understanding, this brings into question the validity of socionics in describing what is real, and hence stubborn contradictions that continue to plague me.
lol
Titanic
Goodbye, Lenin
Jesus of Nazareth
Cosmopolis
....
The Interview
for me the more violence in a movie, the worse it is. nasty!
No mention of Showgirls?
Many of the films mentioned fall into campy and so bad they're good. Other than Solaris' list I haven't seen anything juicy. Batman and Robin is fucking hysterical.
My list:
Schindler's List (it's a kitschy piece of hollywood garbage -- an exploitation film of massive stupidity and arrogance)
Anything by Jean Luc Godard (Alphaville made me want to gouge my eyes and ears out with an icepick)
Titanic (already mentioned)
Dances with Wolves (racist bullshit)
Avatar (racist new age bullshit)
Crash (not the erotic-thriller made by Cronenberg -- the preachy best picture winner made for morons starring Ludacris)
Juno (anti-choice hipster bullshit)
Star Wars: Episodes I-III (duh)
The Passion of the Christ
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I just hate this movie so much. Posting obnoxious movie poster for effect.
Taken 2- Really Taken 1 was bad too but this one was so much worse. It doesn't help that I hate Maggie Grace.
The Grudge- Tried watching this one 3 times. Couldn't get past the first 15 minutes.
That (Zohan) is *ONE* of the worst I have ever seen, but not *THE* worst: Godsend: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/godsend/ - it wasn't even edited properly. It also had about 10 alternate endings...I just hate this movie so much. Posting obnoxious movie poster for effect.
Taken 2- Really Taken 1 was bad too but this one was so much worse. It doesn't help that I hate Maggie Grace.
The Grudge- Tried watching this one 3 times. Couldn't get past the first 15 minutes.
EDIT: I've got one I'm not sure about: https://free-classic-movies.com/movi...Taxi/index.php. Is it good!?
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