Last night while I was going to the fitness center, I rode with 4 girls who would constantly try to ask me personal questions and kept giving me cute nicknames the entire time we were there.
The tagged me as an intelligent person and wondered if I was some sort of computer person. I'd just give them funny answers to everything they said to me the entire time, but wouldn't give them direct answers to their questions.
Like for example....
Girl: what color do you like?
Me: I don't play favorites. I like them all, they are like my children.
Girl: Are you dating?
Me:Hmm, these are personal questions..
Girl: Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: Yeah, I carry her around in a card-board box; she's the mini variety.
Girl: Are you married, then?
Me: Not anymore! I want a divorce...
Girl: From me?
Me: [sarcastic]I just can't handle the abuse anymore....
Girl: So what did you do tonight?
Me: I saw the sights, met new people, explored my options...
Girl: Do you have a car?
Me: I remember back in the day that I didn't have wheels. It sort of sucked.
Girl: [excited expression and voice tone] do you ever take any passengers?
Me: When they are out to do the things I like to do, yes.
Girl: Where do you go?
Me: As long as they enjoy my company and I enjoy theirs that's insignifigant.
After about a half hour of this they eventually started begging me for direct answers and said that I was elusive and mysterious, and were always hanging around me the entire time.
Well, tonight I ran into all of them at a school party and I struck up a conversation with them, and I told them I use to be a computer science major, and they reconfirmed that I looked intelligent.
I wasn't doing the cocky funny as much, so I asked them if they ment intelligent as in "intelligent intelligent" or "only intelligent".
One of the girls said that she would be content with whatever I perfered (escape question)
I said "intelligent intillegent is what I perfered" and walked off.
Well, I walked back by them to go to the water fountain and two started to folllow me to direct me back to their group saying"
Girls: Ohhh, come back with us, all the people are in the other direction.
They blocked my path to the water fountain so I said:
Me: Wow, do you two make a hobby of following me around? You know, for stalker girls you two are pretty cute..
They giggled and ran off, and didn't say much of anything else to me the rest of the night except for a hello or two.
I think I did alright, except that I'm not really interested in the girls and was basically using them for practice.
They seem to find me interesting atleast.