I sometimes think "everyone else is so boring" besides the person I'm talking to. Or if I'm not interested in that person, I try to exit the conversation to find someone interesting to talk to. I also tend to think "everyone is too stressed". Sometimes I do think people are naive or blind to stuff that seems clear to me but I don't need to be drunk to think that. Usually if I let myself get a bit tipsy (not often) it's because I'm trying to relax and have fun, not ponder the meaning of the universe.