Delta Comedy and Humor

[tereg]

Does anyone remember when Jim Carrey did this?



So, so awesome.

[Ritella]

"i like rap music as much as the next frightened caucasian."

oh my god. i LOVE him

[tereg]

Or when Will Ferrell accepted an ESPY as Tiger Woods.

[tereg]

Good, I was afraid we might have gone down the same road as Biggie and Tupac.

http://s149.photobucket.com/albums/s...bertGoulet.flv

[Creepy-]

Demetri Martin cracks me up. I don't know that it is or is not "Delta" humor, especially as he's probably ENTp haha, but here's a bit of his standup:

[tereg]

Love Demetri Martin. And I agree with the ENTp typing.

[RSV3]

And I agree with the ENTp typing.

Definitely

[tereg]

Love Demetri Martin. And I agree with the ENTp typing.

In fact I made a thread about this that no one responded to.

http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=20552

[Minde]

Something that makes me laugh to myself for months on end is like when Doc Brown says to Marty, "Excuse the crudity of this model," when giving Marty a demonstration of his plan in Back to the Future. The "crude" model is this highly detailed and exact setup.


...lol, it cracks me up just thinking about it. *wanders off giggling*

[confused84]

Demetri Martin is Brilliant.

[UDP]

[duality is cringe]

I like this.

[UDP]

Father Ted. A 90's story about 3 priests on an obscure Irish island.

Episode: "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse"
Backstory: Father Ted lost a bet or something and now he has to do what the other person says. Father Ted now must kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.

[Creepy-male]

Seriously serious.

[mikemex]

The Most Important Tool in the Shop
By Vance Burns

By far, the finest work is done with the best tools, and the best tool in the workshop is a happy spouse. The spousal tool facilitates all future tool purchases and is the standard by which all other tool acquisitions (or the possibility thereof) are measured.

Though the spousal tool can be a complex and quirky device, one thing it surely ppreciates is sharp tools of its own. This is a, if not the, sure path to making the spouse tool one of the most satisfying with which to interact, often resulting in many culinary side benefits. It’s a matter of geometry...

Introduction to knife sharpening.

[Cyrano]

Introduction to knife sharpening.

HA! It doesn't get any funnier than that!

SLI

[Park]

HA! It doesn't get any funnier than that!

SLI

Is that how you became Cyrano "without the nose"?

[Cyrano]

Is that how you became Cyrano "without the nose"?

Very funny Numbers.

Do you know if Winterpark agrees with the profile that SLIs are masters with tools and daredevil stuff?

I am fairly handy with tools, and can create one with a paperclip in a pinch, but the daredevil stuff is not me.

By the way, Amazon is offering cell phones for .01 with a 2 year plan. Is that a deal? And what should I get that would maximize my cheap side? My ideal cell phone would be pay-as-you-call. I don't make many calls. Internet would be nice though.

[Park]

Very funny Numbers.

Do you know if Winterpark agrees with the profile that SLIs are masters with tools and daredevil stuff?

I am fairly handy with tools, and can create one with a paperclip in a pinch, but the daredevil stuff is not me.

By the way, Amazon is offering cell phones for .01 with a 2 year plan. Is that a deal? And what should I get that would maximize my cheap side? My ideal cell phone would be pay-as-you-call. I don't make many calls. Internet would be nice though.

I AM Winterpark and I agree on both accounts, though (like you) not as much with the second one.

There's something fishy about that Amazon offer. Make sure you find out exactly what that 2 year plan includes before you make any hasty decisions.

[mikemex]

Took delivery of a 16-1/2" X 31" Lathe/Mill Combo this month. A new hobby-just what I needed. Managed to get the quarter-ton brute moved into the shop, uncrated and bolted to the workbench all by myself-and with all 21 digits intact at the end of the day.

.

[GallopingQwerty]

I'm hoping we can take a break from the drama for a bit What has made you laugh recently?

This always makes me laugh:

[The Greeter]

[UDP]

Now, this might lead to more drama, but, I find this funny. It was on my playlist for funny clips.

[UDP]

thanks to tereg...

[Minde]

I tend to like dry, subtle, clever humor. I'll see if I can find some examples.

Edit: Well, not always subtle. Sometimes not-so-subtle is funny, too.

[UDP]

This is extremely funny, but, it's all references to the game. So unless you've played it before it won't make sense. The game is "Metal Gear Solid"

 

(some content is somewhat vulgar - disclaimer)

[UDP]

This makes me smile, and dance sometimes, if not laugh.

[UDP]

things like this are also funny



but again you probably need to know the original movie for it to make sense

[GallopingQwerty]

HAH! Yes, Family Guy is awesome for moments like that.

Re: Oompa Loompa, that is just fabulous.

I also love this:

[UDP]

I think it is great that Slap Chop actually used an internet remix of its promotional commercial and now has it in place of its original commercial.

Original:




commercial remix:


original remix

[Galen]

[Marie84]

btw GallopingQwerty your avatar made me laugh, very cute

[Marie84]

thanks to tereg...

YouTube - Brules Rules - Genders

[UDP]

Minde was too hesitant in posting this one so I'm posting it for her on her behalf

[Minde]

Jack O'Neill makes me laugh:

[Minde]

Classic:

[Minde]

One more -

My Delta NF dad likes to quote this guy, on things like rhinoceroses, the chicken heart that ate New York city, and why there is air:

[silverchris9]

The funniest man alive:









Sex jokes in Walt Whitman (and in my own poetry). Today I re-read a poem I wrote that was obviously incredibly phallic, so I retitled the poem "The Socratic Daimon Conceptualized as an Upright Penis." That made me laugh. Most of my titles are subtle---or not so subtle---sex jokes lately. I think Walt Whitman's are too.

"Outrageous" humor is also funny. But so is random humor, a la

"this [weed] is called deaf"
"You mean I'm gon' hit this and I'm gon' DIE?!"
"No, not death, n----, deaf. You hit this one time, you can't hear NOTHIN'!"

So, like, things that defy your expectations (I know, I know, it's never funny to explain a joke).

Also, this, but mainly because it is a massive inside joke in my family:

[UDP]

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Danny. (he's one of my mates).