In a whatsapp group convo from work one of my colleagues declared that her new bike got stolen last night. So everyone naturally responded with 'oh my, so awful!', 'can't believe people that do this' etc. which triggered me, because in our city it's pretty common knowledge to not ever ever ride new biycles, as they get stolen very quickly.
So the next day I said, 'anyone wanna buy a new bike? 50 bucks (Implying I stole it). They didn't appreciate that