Conversation Between Taknamay and Absurd

Once upon a time there was a zebra that contemplated itself in a reflection it saw in the water. It developed a sense of self-awareness and at the same time became perplexed - didn't know if it is a white animal with black stripes or a black animal with white stripes, so it asked a wise baboon if it is a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. The wise baboon looked at it and said "you are what you are."

Zebra got confused again and asked "what do you mean", and the wise baboon said again "you are what you are!". So off the zebra went to see the giraffe and asked it the same question. Giraffe said it is an easy one and replied "you are a white zebra with black stripes." Surprised zebra asked how giraffe knew this and giraffe said ""If you were a black zebra with white stripes, you'd have asked 'What I be?' and the answer would have been: 'You is what you is.'

I am what I am.

You bet and I'm still drunk from the night. Fuck me.