The Demomonarchocratic Republic of the Alpha

[Creepy-male]

It occurred to me. Alpha Quadra subforum is sort of like a magical court.

As such I feel all the Alphas on the forum need their own titles.

Jxrtes: Renowed Ruler, His Bearership of the Flowing And Father-Timely And Administratorial Beard of Running The Forums Yo, Jxrtes of the Phrygian Smurf Cap of the Alpha Quadra.

Krig the Viking: Lord Knight and Eminent Viking-Sage of the Alpha Quadra.

warrior-librarian: Wielder Of Books, Keeper Of Knowledge of the Alpha Quadra.

nowisthetime: Lord-Recluse And Great Sage And Master-Attendant Of Food of the Alpha Quadra

Vero: Bespectacled Minister Of Good of the NEW Bespectacles of the Alpha Quadra

and of course Ammonius Hermiae, that weird guy whose name, frankly, sounds like a magical court title already

If I didn't give you a title I got bored or don't know or like you enough (which is not to say I dislike you, only that I am indifferent despise you).

[Wynch]

[Creepy-male]

I couldn't think of anything better than Bespectacled Minister Of Good of the Alpha Quadra for you :frown:

[Wynch]

Funfact: I have NEW spectacles.

[Creepy-male]

Funfact: I have NEW spectacles.

! updating my original post in light of this exhilarating revelation!

[Bluenoir]

I, by self appointed authority, declare Thanks Arthur to be court jester.
BTW, dibs on Archduke.

[Creepy-male]

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Of The Righteous Rocking of the Alpha Quadra, Isotope.

Master Lord-Jester, Bearer Of The Bizarre, Reveller In The Random, Court Big Cool Cat of the Alpha Quadra, Thanks Arthur.

Big Brother, Divine Recliner, Lazy Boy, Eminent Junkie of the Ass-Kicking of the Alpha Quadra, Bionicgoat.

Crawing Crow, Errant Kung-Fu Guardian Mistress and Curve Connoisseur of the Alpha Quadra, Huginn.

[Creepy-male]

We're shaping up to be one crazy-ass castle, guys.

[MatthewZ]

Of course you'd exclude me. I see how it is.

[Creepy-male]

Of course you'd exclude me. I see how it is.

Seeing as how we're a magical Demomonarchocratic Republic, if you can make up your own title, you're instantly a part of the court with your very own castle space which may or may not be indented or part of hyperspace, subspace, hammerspace, outer space, or any combination thereof.

[krieger]

i'm getting happeir I defected from alpha with every passing day.

[Absurd]

Demo fuck what ?

i'm getting happeir I defected from alpha with every passing day.

Here today, gone tomorrow.

[Creepy-male]

Demo fuck what ?

First I thought we should be a Monarchocracy. Then I figured it should sound fancy: a Democratic Monarchocracy. But that can be combined! Demomonarchocracy.

It's pretty much just a random combination of things that doesn't really accurately describe reality.

[Absurd]

It's pretty much just a random combination of things that doesn't really accurately describe reality.

Amen to that.

Who's going to be the King and Queen in person ?

[Creepy-male]

Who's going to be the King and Queen in person ?

That depends on which of our many lovely Alpha ladies is willing to get into a Nehru suit and do a photo shoot with yours truly.

(They'll be the king.)

[Absurd]

(They'll be the king.)

King and Queen in person, singular.

Never mind. Send them my way.

[Creepy-male]

King and Queen in person, singular.

I would think one of the ILE gals. Especially if they dress up like Dracula.



The SEIs fellas could band together as the Councel And Counsil Of Queen and King In Person of the Alpha Quadra I guess. We could all wear sherwanis.

[Bluenoir]

King and Queen, wait I thought this was a republic. Then again, it's demomonarchocratic.

Mutually exclusive? I think not!

Normally under a normal demomonarchocratic autocracy, republicanism is logicaly exclusive, but this is a Magical demomnarchocratic society, I quote as proof

Alpha Quadra subforum is sort of like a magical court

As we all know, magic is not bound to the constraints of logic, hence we are now a square circle society.

i'm getting happeir I defected from alpha with every passing day.

Alpha pride!

[Absurd]

Okay. I'm going to be the king and queen of this demo something.