Bahahah. pretty much .
it's how I dance...
lololol, I hope you do the other one's too.
Do all IJ's suffer from really bad dancing? Oh god this thread is making me so self-conscious.
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Clowns & Entropy
I think one new prerequisite for any good typing video is to ask the typee in question to do the Macarena.
this guy is IJ-ing it out hard
some IP moves for comparison & tips for dancing like an IP
- attempt to adopt the form of various objects in your vicinity, wrap yourself around them and envelop them with yourself (hint for Ni-IPs: those objects actually exist)
- if there are no objects in your direct vicinity attempt to hug the floor and plaster yourself against any flat surfaces you run across
- imagine that you have no more than 6-7 vertebra left in your spine and dance accordingly
- wearing baggy clothing will bolster your formlessness
ESi-Fi 'beautifully tortured' onstep
Actually, that makes me wonder, how bad are the EJ dancers?
Jezus is the cruel sausage
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“I have never tried that before, so I think I should definitely be able to do that.” --- Pippi Longstocking
It's not so much the amount of movement that typifies the IJ boogie as much as its self-contained nature. They have a sort of resting base where most of their movement comes through their forearms and the body's core stays relatively motionless and upright. Every time they extend themselves out, they revert back to some insular position when they're done being outward. It's also got a lot of stiffness and over-control in their muscle tension.
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What about IPs?
not really a dance more like a dance move love it nonetheless
what would you say something an Ep would learn just to bust it out in weird situations because that what i did
Pretty sure I've hunted down another bad rational dancer. I call this style 'anxious epileptic with OCD'.
In theory I imagine a lot of wild flailing of extremities, radical shifts in center of gravity; overall unhinged, aimless, wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man vibe.
J-Lo's dancing is not typical by any stretch. I'm trying to exclude anybody who's actually had formal dance training, since they've learned to overcome their genetically-assigned temperament dysfunction.
So in theory IPs are the best natural dancers, @Galen?
(I love to dance btw - always have - so I'm biased and flattered by this thread hehe)
Random SideNote: I've always been distracted by the disjointed, weird bassline in that JLo song