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S/he is very charming. When s/he meets someone for the first time, s/he is very polite and nice. S/he can adapt very well to different contexts, which helps her/him to communicate effectively with people from all different backgrounds. S/he can honestly charm anyone into oblivion because s/he readily steps onto the other person's turf and speaks the person's language. It is quite incredible. S/he is extremely protective of loved ones. If s/he is your friend, s/he will be your friend for life. Although s/he might not keep in touch, s/he will rush to your side s/hould you need her/him. If s/he runs into you somewhere, you will probably end up getting wasted and singing karaoke at a bar. S/he is very committed to her/his family (parents, extended family, siblings, etc.) and abides by family rules, but prefers to live far away from them. On the other hand, s/he loves to have her/his partner around. While s/he is very sociable, s/he needs downtime. S/he is very funny, especially when imitating people/accents. S/he jokes a lot. S/he can easily go into depression and has been through rough times. S/he only fully trusts her partner with these moods. S/he is not easily cheered up when in a depressive mood. However, when s/he is in a "normal" mood, s/he is very excitable, enthusiastic, and exuberant. S/he tends to abuse substances, but more or less in moderation. Her/his energy level vary greatly. Moods and energy levels are usually controlled by outside factors. S/he is very sensitive. S/he is very touched when people do nice things for her/him.
S/he is good at many different things and has worked in many professions. Sometimes very successfully, sometimes not (very unstable career history). S/he
can't stand people who whine about nothing but will support those who really need help. S/he readily shares material things and is not really attached to material possessions (except computer). S/he loves to play video games, especially when s/he can play with other people. This can turn into an obsession at times. When work needs to get done, s/he will get it done, but s/he does not work on things consistently. S/he does make sure to deliver quality work and can work very fast (which has saved her/him in the past). When s/he writes code and something is wrong, s/he will obsess over it until it's fixed.
S/he has rather firm beliefs, but is open to other viewpoints although s/he is not likely to change her/his mind. S/he is a liberal, pacifist, self-declared socialist, and cares about people a lot and wants to help them. S/he can manipulate people very well with her/his charme. They will probably realize that they are being manipulated, but they tend to find it charming and funny. S/he readily offers help, but might forget about it and must be reminded. S/he is not overly ambitious, but likes having money. S/he has no problem with supporting her/his partner and help the partner to be successful. S/he just wants to have a good life with a loved one. Beyond that, anything is possible.
S/he does not give a damn about her/his surroundings. Her/his place is cluttered, no decoration, etc. S/he is not materialistic at all. S/he loves good food.
S/he is concerned about nutrition and makes sure to eat mostly quality food. S/he is also concerned about the health of loved ones. S/he likes watching TV (Sci-Fi, romance, but not horror or drama when it's depressing). S/he does not like going to the movies because s/he does not like to have to sit still and not be able to get up and have a cigarette or get a drink. S/he loves Tolkien. S/he hates reality TV. S/he loves political (Colbert) and non-PC humor (Mind of Mencia, etc). Her/his humor can be blatantly racist, sexist, etc., but it's really funny. For some reason s/he gets away with it. S/he is truly hilarious.\
Do you have any ideas?