This is my shameless thread for patting myself on the back and telling myself how awesome my life of an adventure is. Of course my life isn't always awesome but I consider myself to have lots of high points since the intense pace of my life. This of course means a lot of shit too.
If nothing else, it will prove to be constructive because I don't have to brag in the threads irrelevant to my narcissism.
I'll start by listing my merits:
-I have hitchhiked thousands of miles from the most North-Eastern country of Europe to the most Western point (Cabo da Roca in Portugal) of continental Europe.
-It would somehow feel natural to mention something about women but I choose to go with the "gentleman won't kiss and tell". But I think some of you have gotten the picture. Partly I'm also willing to forget about that hobby as it was since I find less and less jolly pride in it. I try to transform into seducing voters and some lucky woman over and over again. The first one is practical and the second one is more ethical.
-My most common reaction in a street fight situation is to verbally provoke the attacker and then let him physically attack me with my defences down. This has more interesting potential to my taste. I've done it for a few times and seen some people break since they are helpless when their fists won't work against the passive resistance of Cunthi!
-I used to weight 120 kg but I lost 35kg, most of it without trying. I just began dating.
-I've tried more than 25 drugs and I've taken more than 30 acid virginities with one really fucked up trip. Drugs ain't cool? Well, at least I know what I'm talking about AND I'm not strung.
-I seem to have a fairly high IQ (some tests said 133 and 136) but I don't trust most tests since they probably indicate the score to be higher. Afterall those tests survive better in meme genetics ("Look man, I am enough intelligent to go to Mensa according to this awesome IQ test").
-I'm fucking underground, man!
-I've never had sexual fantasies about men but I've tried sex with a man just to break a pattern.
-I am a fairly visible activist.
-I am very known for various activities which are often feats of decadent stupidity/awesomeness. Often people who I can't remember come to me and tell me about something they found hilarious/impressing/crazy.
-All the things I can say I'd remember reading before the age of 9 were encyclopedias, dictionaries, Alko (Finnish state monopoly for stronger drinks) catalogue, A Brief History of Time and an ABC with "N: ****** washes his face but won't get any whiter". There must be more that I can't think of. Selective memory and so forth.
-I was a pure gentleman at young age. When I was less than seven mommy took me to supermarket I didn't go to the candy sector but at the cashier to help people pack their purchases. Moving to city at age 7 gave my act a new corrupted flavour.
-I was voted to be the Most Attractive Male in this forum. It means much to me since I wasn't always popular. And this thread probably won't help it.
I still have a lots of stories to tell. Feel free to brag here and I might try to top it.
After writing this all I felt like I need some kind of a disclaimer. I don't think that you would experience your life less interesting and I don't mean to say that I don't have problems.
I will probably continue channeling my shit into this thread even if I'd be the only to bump it. It will serve me, members who are tired of my unchanneled bullshit and the few who are interested in my bullshit.