Christiano Ronaldo

[enigmadream]

Hahaha...yeah I think said I didn't know how to do special characters with my keyboard. But I should have copied and pasted. What's done is done.

[Wittmont]

Ronaldo's LSE, with a fantastically inflated ego.

Wayne Rooney is SLE.

[enigmadream]

LSE? Well that would explain his relationship with Kaka. Hmmm...

Rooney does make a better SLE than Cristiano.

[1981slater]

Once more: Cristiano EIE, Rooney SLE, Kaká Fi ego

[enigmadream]

All this talk about mirrors reminds me of this Crackovia skit -

Translation taken from here

Cristiano is feeling down asking himself "why am I always so unlucky???"
Guti goes over and asks if he's sulking because he couldn't score in his last game.

Then Cristiano is like, "No! I was just plucking my eyebrows and accidentally made one bigger than the other! "

Guti tries to console him and suggests he should look into the magic mirror. Ronaldo agrees but asks the it to be gentle because he has sensitive skin

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Cristiano: Mirror mirror, tell me - who is the player with the smoothest skin in the world?
Mirror: You, Cristiano.

Cristiano: Mirror mirror, who is the best looking forward in the league?
Mirror: You, Cristiano.

*then Guti takes a turn*

Guti: Mirror mirror, who has the blondest highlights in the league?
Mirror: Sergio Ramos

*back to Ronaldo*

Cristiano: Mirror mirror, who is the best player in the world?
- Messi appears in the mirror -
Messi: This... the mirror couldn't tell you, jijijijijijiji!!!!

[Shagbag The Wizard]

God, it annoys me when people are this effortlessly hot, lol.

Really hard to VI him just from pix tho.