Lets all share all the ridiculous moments and experiences you have had with your beta friends. GO!!!!
Lets all share all the ridiculous moments and experiences you have had with your beta friends. GO!!!!
Sincerely Yours,
Beyond the clouds. Beyond the sun.
The Rebel without a cause.
I think she is an EIE!!
http://www.yourjewishnews.com/Pages/23503.aspx
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Woman shoots her boyfriend to give him a nose job
By YOUR JEWISH NEWS
"A woman shot her boyfriend in order to give him the nose job he always wanted, according to reports.
A Kentucky woman who shot her boyfriend in the head and face several times, said she was giving him "the nose job he wanted," a detective said.
Investigators related a series of gruesome new details at a preliminary hearing Thursday. Shayna Huber, 21, an Eastern Kentucky University student was charged with murder in the death of boyfriend Ryan Poston, 29.
"She said she could not bear to see him deformed after shooting him in the face. She said he was useless," Highland Heights Detective Bill Birkenhauer related in a chilling testimony before the District Court of Campbell County.
On that night in early October, Hubers shot Poston, a lawyer who had just started his own practice several times in the head and face before shooting him four times to stop him from twitching, a newspaper reported.
The shooting took place at the kitchen table, Birkenhauer said, who also stated that Hubers claimed her boyfriend was verbally abusive and that the gun she used was just sitting on the kitchen table.
But her story has been inconsistent, he said.
"She made numerous statements," he said. "She said the gun was in his hand at the same time she said the gun was in the closet."
Judge Karen Thomas revoked Huber’s bond for fear of the local community’s security.
Thomas sent the case to a grand jury, according to reports."""
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My SLE roomie/friend used heroin and a razor blade to make a spectacle out of an attention-garnering suicide attempt to get back at his ex-girlfriend, with whom he'd broken up a year before.
My IEI friend had an argument with his girlfriend/fiance, took a bunch of pills, put his head through a noose, and jumped off a chair.
An SLE coworker got upset at a party, snatched a friend's motorcycle keys, said "Watch this," and gunned the bike into a telephone pole at such speed that his shoes were found 150 feet from what remained of his body. One of his other pals pried skull fragments from the pole the next day and fashioned them into a necklace.
My EIE landlord bought a dog to impress his ditzy girlfriend's blase kid but he disliked taking care of the animal so I pretty much adopted, trained, exercised, and took the dog along to work where he could poke around in the woods and lakes every day. Actual proprietorship aside, the dog, by dint of relational strength and investment of time, was mine. Then when I was out of town on a job where the dog couldn't accompany me, said EIE probably got up in one of usual drug-addled rages about something stupid and killed the dog, which had somehow mysteriously "disappeared" in my absence and was never seen again.
Are these beta stories ridiculous enough?
It seems like you sorted these stories from crazy to totally fucked up. The motorcycle story might be absolutely reckless but at least he didn't (physically) hurt anyone else, even if he destroyed the bike. However, the dog story is just cruel and disgusting. He didn't even care for the dog and treated it like a possession in the first place, so he probably thought he could "destroy" it if he was the one who bought the dog. Or he didn't think at all, which is also a valid possibility.
Didn't you say your landlord was IEE before? Did you change your opinion or is it someone else you're talking of?
„Man can do what he wants but he cannot want what he wants.“
– Arthur Schopenhauer
The only ones I have had were the worst I had, providing I did my socionics well, of course...
I decided to create this thread after hearing that my IEI friend got kicked out of a club for falling asleep like an old lady. I called her the next day asking if it was true and she did actually fell asleep on the dancefloor where dnb was throbbing hard. She answered "I was awake! I completely forgot it is not a free party and decided to lay down on the floor and look at all the pretty lights coming from the ceiling. Those bouncers completely misunderstood me."
The same friend a year ago was having a happy moment. She lifted me up and tried to spin around when she lost the balance and fell down taking my face straight into a glass table. I was not very happy about this one.
Whenever I get drunk I tend to think I am a Ninja and sneak into clubs without paying. And usually with a disappointment.
Sincerely Yours,
Beyond the clouds. Beyond the sun.
The Rebel without a cause.
k0rp, you need to be near semi-sane people. Thats just Fing awful :[
Yup, korpsey, listen to Big Bird.
lmao
k0rp you made that shit up
Perfect<------------------------------------------------------------------------------>Loops and Tings
Ambivert / Aggressor / Trailblazer / Nomad / Alpha Caretaker / Free Spirit / Kevlar Speed Demon / Ninja
LOL @ "She'd probably have been more convinced if I'd expressed it in song." x]
Although not all of us are that bad D:
That was a statement of experience-based likelihood, not one of value judgment. It was also a nod to whoever once said that music is the best vehicle for clear NT-NF communication. Plus the sound of my yowling might have induced the dog to reveal itself sooner by lending its voice to my own.
Where else would I have learned to be such a troublemaker?
That's my opinion too.
Today I asked something from my EIE project manager. He said it is boring and formal that's why he does not feel like checking it.
Then I forwarded that email to the IT manager and the EIE got pissed off and gave me an actual answer. I don't know if most EIEs I meet are unhealthy or being a pathetic whiner is typical for them.