Aqua talks about himself - thread

[Aquagraph]

This is my shameless thread for patting myself on the back and telling myself how awesome my life of an adventure is. Of course my life isn't always awesome but I consider myself to have lots of high points since the intense pace of my life. This of course means a lot of shit too.
If nothing else, it will prove to be constructive because I don't have to brag in the threads irrelevant to my narcissism.

I'll start by listing my merits:
-I have hitchhiked thousands of miles from the most North-Eastern country of Europe to the most Western point (Cabo da Roca in Portugal) of continental Europe.
-It would somehow feel natural to mention something about women but I choose to go with the "gentleman won't kiss and tell". But I think some of you have gotten the picture. Partly I'm also willing to forget about that hobby as it was since I find less and less jolly pride in it. I try to transform into seducing voters and some lucky woman over and over again. The first one is practical and the second one is more ethical.
-My most common reaction in a street fight situation is to verbally provoke the attacker and then let him physically attack me with my defences down. This has more interesting potential to my taste. I've done it for a few times and seen some people break since they are helpless when their fists won't work against the passive resistance of Cunthi!
-I used to weight 120 kg but I lost 35kg, most of it without trying. I just began dating.
-I've tried more than 25 drugs and I've taken more than 30 acid virginities with one really fucked up trip. Drugs ain't cool? Well, at least I know what I'm talking about AND I'm not strung.
-I seem to have a fairly high IQ (some tests said 133 and 136) but I don't trust most tests since they probably indicate the score to be higher. Afterall those tests survive better in meme genetics ("Look man, I am enough intelligent to go to Mensa according to this awesome IQ test").
-I'm fucking underground, man!
-I've never had sexual fantasies about men but I've tried sex with a man just to break a pattern.
-I am a fairly visible activist.
-I am very known for various activities which are often feats of decadent stupidity/awesomeness. Often people who I can't remember come to me and tell me about something they found hilarious/impressing/crazy.
-All the things I can say I'd remember reading before the age of 9 were encyclopedias, dictionaries, Alko (Finnish state monopoly for stronger drinks) catalogue, A Brief History of Time and an ABC with "N: ****** washes his face but won't get any whiter". There must be more that I can't think of. Selective memory and so forth.
-I was a pure gentleman at young age. When I was less than seven mommy took me to supermarket I didn't go to the candy sector but at the cashier to help people pack their purchases. Moving to city at age 7 gave my act a new corrupted flavour.
-I was voted to be the Most Attractive Male in this forum. It means much to me since I wasn't always popular. And this thread probably won't help it.

I still have a lots of stories to tell. Feel free to brag here and I might try to top it.

After writing this all I felt like I need some kind of a disclaimer. I don't think that you would experience your life less interesting and I don't mean to say that I don't have problems.

I will probably continue channeling my shit into this thread even if I'd be the only to bump it. It will serve me, members who are tired of my unchanneled bullshit and the few who are interested in my bullshit.

[Aquagraph]

The title should have had "Another" in front of the title.

[Absurd]

Absurd talks about himself:

- I like girls. Really. No shit.

I mean, not girls under the age of one. Women, sounds okay.

Anyway, I didn't read what you wrote but is sure sounds promising.

Female people as in female. That's what gives me life - that's even better. Some of them do give actually, I can tell the rest to fuck off, and I did.

[Fermi]

I just solved a contour integral without really trying. I barely even checked if jordans lemma were ok either. TOP THAT!

[Aquagraph]

I just solved a contour integral without really trying.

Umm, like, it's interval, not integral!

[Absurd]

I just solved a contour integral without really trying. I barely even checked if jordans lemma were ok either. TOP THAT!

Heil ******, okay.

[Fermi]

I just solved a contour integral without really trying. I barely even checked if jordans lemma were ok either. TOP THAT!

Q: What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/ContourIntegral.html

[Absurd]

Q: What's the value of a contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/ContourIntegral.html

How can you tell the difference between a Finnish introvert and a Finnish extrovert?

When he's talking to you a Finnish introvert looks at his feet.

A Finnish extrovert looks at yours.

[Scapegrace]

How can you tell the difference between a Finnish introvert and a Finnish extrovert?

When he's talking to you a Finnish introvert looks at his feet.

A Finnish extrovert looks at yours.

Lies. Finns don't talk. They just grunt.

[Absurd]

Lies. Finns don't talk. They just grunt.

Same here, and I'm no Finn.

[Aquagraph]

Lies. Finns don't talk. They just grunt.

Hmph.

[Aivonaima]

Lies. Finns don't talk. They just grunt.

Right. Perhaps the extroverts do. I might wave my hand briefly if I'm feeling bold.

Aqua, I've tried approximately double the amount of different drugs than you! Ya ha ha haa. You got some catching up to do. And I'm not even hardcore! Go check out the lists people have made at psyvault and reconsider what you wanna brag about.

[Fermi]

I've heard that one but with mathematicians but it still cracks me up. lol

[krieger]

[Aquagraph]

Umm, @Aivonaima, what happened to 200 posts of yours?

[NewBorn STAR]

Its good to love oneself. Better than most of the self hating attitudes

[NewBorn STAR]

Noted too that whenever someone states about liking oneself. All those little pathetic worms creep from the sewers to leech on.

[JWC3]

Cool list hommie, the self-control you practice in an altercation is truly commendable.

[NewBorn STAR]

Other stuff is pretty good, but i heard the internet tests for iq dont really work and all commercial feel good shit. Though mensa real test was easier for me than the internet ones. So dunno.

Why not jolly fuckin attitude anymore?

[JWC3]

Other stuff is pretty good, but i heard the internet tests for iq dont really work and all commercial feel good shit. Though mensa real test was easier for me than the internet ones. So dunno.

Why not jolly fuckin attitude anymore?

Primarily this is because of the difficulty in enforcing the non-use of outside tools which can help such as a calculator and the ease with which one can circumvent time requirements. The time aspect is actually one of the most important parts. IQ tests are less about knowing the right answer and more about knowing it right now.

As well as often times being created by someone who isn't qualified to craft the test. Not to say the results are bad, they just aren't verifiable as accurate.

[NewBorn STAR]

Primarily this is because of the difficulty in enforcing the non-use of outside tools which can help such as a calculator and the ease with which one can circumvent time requirements. The time aspect is actually one of the most important parts. IQ tests are less about knowing the right answer and more about knowing it right now.

As well as often times being created by someone who isn't qualified to craft the test. Not to say the results are bad, they just aren't verifiable as accurate.

Some reserach i read some long time ago ( im not interested too much) said many internet tests are done to fool people to thery advertizement sites so that they get money or most of. And the test i have done online are not like the official test i have done.
But also one documentary i watched showed also about iq tests, that the score often changes depending on the circumstance you are betweenn ages and so much that they are not really stable meter of anything. But the more iq you have at any current moment the more fun you are having wit the moment so it can be a little not so solid criteria for something.

its not bad to feel good about oneself as i rightly stated

[JWC3]

Some reserach i read some long time ago ( im not interested too much) said many internet tests are done to fool people to thery advertizement sites so that they get money or most of. And the test i have done online are not like the official test i have done.
But also one documentary i watched showed also about iq tests, that the score often changes depending on the circumstance you are betweenn ages and so much that they are not really stable meter of anything. But the more iq you have at any current moment the more fun you are having wit the moment so it can be a little not so solid criteria for something.

its not bad to feel good about oneself as i rightly stated

Didn't mean to imply that it was. My apologies.

[NewBorn STAR]

Didn't mean to imply that it was. My apologies.

I didnt meant to imply you implied. My apologies to you mister =D =D!

[Aquagraph]

This is one is kinda sad too, but I had a blowjob while playing Skyrim on Xbox.

The frenum of my penis once snapped during sex.

I've tried injecting once just for the fuck of it.

My guestimate says that at least 300 people have seen my junk IRL. People are real eager to know whether there's anything under the kilt and often request proof in addition to my testimony.

I'm also enough hardcore to wear a kilt in -20°C/-4°F.

[NewBorn STAR]

This is one is kinda sad too, but I had a blowjob while playing Skyrim on Xbox.

The frenum of my penis once snapped during sex.

I've tried injecting once just for the fuck of it.

My guestimate says that at least 300 people have seen my junk IRL. People are real eager to know whether there's anything under the kilt and often request proof in addition to my testimony.

I'm also enough hardcore to wear a kilt in -20°C/-4°F.

How did the injection feel can you descripe it with some words ?