My last girlfriend and her top 10 Sayings

[kensi]

Just started thinking about this...don't know why...maybe cause i'm here and its on my mind.......so.....Type my last Girlfriend based on this....




My last girlfriend and her top 10 Sayings:
(i reasonably know the answer btw...wondering if its obvious though)


....Roll the Drums........







10. "Sweet Ass !" ----she would say it out of nowhere, forcefully and vigilantly.



9. "Jackass is tail-gating me.....or....Jackass cut me off !" ----usually after she wasn't paying any attention to what's going on and would speed up in front of a dude in the later example,lol.



8. "When, you comin' to bed--never?" -----she would give every ounce of what she had into the day then fall over from exhaustion basically...this would be said in a monotone voice. (phaedrus if you're listening...a hint here..--she was definitely an early bed-goer..but not an early riser...Big Hint actually)



7. "....then you'll dump me" --- i know.. they all say this...but it did make it into the top 10



6. "Please.......please?.....please??...." ---she would go into a little child kind of a mode....unlike her usual mode (and she'd be pretty good at it)



5. "Remember..You're talkin' to a woman !" ---- monotone outburst



4. "I don't know. I dont know... I don't know !" ---- (i hope this one doesn't give it away)



3. "...(You) gotta love me !" ---- Anytime she would do something good. (kind of gave me no choice)



2. "....Have you met my Mother ?" ---- She would say this sarcastically to explain a certain truth about her life.......now which of the 8 functions is inclined to say this as a frequent one-liner deal?



1. Oh Brother! ----definitely number 1 --- she'd say this each time she seen some unusual happening taking place around her which didn't conform to her standard...or those of society in general.

....I know, i know, it didn't quite make the Lettermen Top 10. Thought i'd have some fun with it though. First person who gets this right really must know a thing or two about typing.



I think that based on these clues she is typeable...but i'm a little biased having been with her and observed these IRL....i simply wanna get some confirmation that i have our intertype correct.



I can't post pictures though. It would be way too unfair to her.

IMO.