Mine:
- "Pizza" Soup - basically you pile a bunch of supermarket mozarella cheese product into a bowl, then nuke it in the microwave for about 30 seconds or until it gets all melty, and then pour tomate sauce over it; enjoy gooey goodness.

- Honey... by the spoon

- This doesn't really have a name, but I have it for breakfast sometimes - you take rolled oats and soften them with just a tiny bit of water; mix in some mashed up banana with some maple syrup and raisins; no cooking involved. It actually isn't half bad.

- Cherries with the pits in them; I know they're supposedly poisonous, but I'm too lazy to spit them out a lot of the time

- microwaved Milky Way bar... it's just a whole lot better warm