Take all of these with a grain of salt of course:
SEE - You know, you don't have to be high or intoxicated 7 days of the week to enjoy life and be happy
LSE - You need to slow down and take breaks while talking so I can actually have a conversation with you
IEI - Do something with your life other than nothing at all or chasing a dream that probably won't be fulfilled
ILE - Being socially retarded is not a valid excuse for being an asshole
SLE - Believe it or not, it's actually possible to get your point across without being rude
IEE - If you actually bothered to provide evidence and logic behind your ideas and beliefs then people might take them more seriously instead of ridiculing them
EII - Deep down beneath that angelic exterior is a passive aggressive person with suppressed anger
ESI - Staying true to your principles no matter what the circumstances are is also known as burying your head in the sand
ILI - One day, instead of expending your energy in proving people wrong, you're just going to have to accept that people are going to have different ideas and beliefs than you
LIE - People are more than just chess pieces that you can use for your own personal gain or amusement
LII - I'm sure there's a lot going on in your head right now, it's too bad you just come across as boring on the outside though
ESE - The world is not going to end if errands are not run the exact moment you find out about them and stop wasting time trying to convince others of that
SEI - I can't think of anything bad to say about you guys, but that's probably because you're basically invisible and unimportant
LSI - People are not robots so it's best you stop expecting them to act like you
SLI - It's a shame that so many of you fit the criteria for antisocial personality disorder
EIE - You don't always have to be the center of attention or stirring up drama for the hell of it