Park's type

[Gilly]

You had to ruin it and go at my Fi, now didn't you, shitface? Not sure if I wanna marry you anymore.

I don't actually get to know everyone though...

LOOK AT ME I AM GILLY AND I UNDERSTAND EVERYONE... fucking image-oriented 3s.

*sparkle*

If it talks like a whore and acts like a whore, it is a whore.

Not with that attitude.

Yeah I'm a lazy bitch. I stubbornly resist, on principle, shelling out half a million dollars in order to "learn" what I have already taught myself and fulfill my calling in a sterile, half-assedly Freudian office, when I can actually have fun with those 8 years and the rest of my life, and do my job from the comfort of my bed.

I just have to have a second job and settle for less money

[Park]

Ok ok, I forgive you. <3

Yeah I'm a lazy bitch. I stubbornly resist, on principle, shelling out half a million dollars in order to "learn" what I have already taught myself and fulfill my calling in a sterile, half-assedly Freudian office, when I can actually have fun with those 8 years and the rest of my life, and do my job from the comfort of my bed.

I just have to have a second job and settle for less money

Umm no. What you lack is a business sense. And some self-assurance maybe.

[Gilly]

Umm no. What you lack is a business sense.

Eh, I actually have pretty good business sense. I just don't have good school sense >_<



Unfortunately you need a bureaucrat's signature and a wax stamp to (legally) make money doing what I do.

[Park]

Unfortunately you need a bureaucrat's signature and a wax stamp to (legally) make money doing what I do.

Hmm. Maybe there are ways to circumvent the law. I need to think about this.

[Gilly]

Hmm. Maybe there are ways to circumvent the law. I need to think about this.

I dunno, I mean the people I give advice to are usually friends or people I am getting to know, getting paid for it wouldn't really feel right, unless I could get corporate sponsorship to wear a Mountain Dew baseball cap while hypnotizing people on webcam or something.

[Park]

I dunno, I mean the people I give advice to are usually friends or people I am getting to know, getting paid for it wouldn't really feel right

Ha! I knew you would say something like that... I know what you mean, though.

We could start an online business. Donate button → free trials → payment plans.

[Gilly]

Ha! I knew you would say something like that... I know what you mean, though.

We could start an online business. Donate button → free trials → payment plans.

Shit, if you wanna handle the logistics...