Originally Posted by
Carl Jung
Socionics behavior, eh? I'll tell you a little about socionics behavior....
First of all you got your ratty Fe women. You know what they do? All they do is stand around and agree about shit. That's right, they agree about shit. Ervel says, "oh the weather's nice today!" and I tell you, you could have a mother fucking tornado right outside the window and an Fe women would agree with the bitch as easily as a toddler agrees with candy for dinner! They see out of their assholes, and their assholes are wearing sense-proof goggles that only let in the expression on another person's face. They also don't give a fuck about what they do so long as it's socially acceptable. If sitting around all day in a fucking mansion, thinking about your money is the thing to do, well that's what they do. If dressing up like a whore and lounging around in a mall is the thing to do, well that's what they do! Simple as that.
Then you got your Tis. Now these guys sure know how to spend a lot of time accomplishing nothing! These guys are the kind to find a nice hole to crawl into, map out all their brilliant ideas on paper, and do jack shit with them. They'll fucking let them rot in that God damned cave before they thought of - what an idea! - getting the fuckers published! Sheesh! Who woulda thought? Problem is, these guys are pussies. They got their theories, and they got their logic and rational and alllll of that other shit, but they don't know jack about how the real world is, and they don't have to balls to approach it.
Next you got your Nes. Now these little shits are insane. I swear to God if I found a chicken egg and told an Ne he couldn't make a cat hatch from it, he'd spend his whole God damned life figuring out how to prove me wrong. And the craziest thing is, he'd probably succeed! These fuckers are the reason you dickwad kids can make bombs out of potatoes and underwear! These dickwads invented the fucking atom bomb! You know Einstein? He may have been smart but he was a dick! Ahh who am I kidding. All I got is some psychology theory and the only people who take it seriously are those dictator-loving Russian freaks with shitty sex lives, and they don't even follow the right theory! At least Einstein made something useful! That little fuck had hair too!
Ses - there's not much one can say about Ses other than, they like sex. They'll have sex with anybody or anything, and that isn't an exaggeration.
Sis are a little more intelligent in that they only have to fuck someone once to be satisfied, because they'll never fucking forget it - pun intended. They're fucking psychotic when they're worried though. Telling me how they're worried their dog is spying on them for the government and things of the like. Never met a more unintentionally funny person. I tell you, it was hard healing them, because they were so damn funny I just didn't want to.
I just got a phone call from Gandhi, so I'll talk to you boneheads later.