Just going to post them here as I hear them. You can participate too.
Just going to post them here as I hear them. You can participate too.
Checks out facebook buy and sell group:
"A hundred and eighty pound stone sphere...isnt that coool? I want to buy these things."
Waits for surgery while fasting:
"You know missing one meal and I am starving..I would not make a very good starving african."
Pregnant and diagnosed with diabetes, when my colleague she saw her favorite food/snack:
'It's not like I really want to eat it, but my baby needs it.' Then she lied on her daily report to monitor glucose in her blood.
When she saw her less favorite food, but also sugary:
'That's so dangerous, can't eat it! '
Every morning even though its never going to happen:
(Said in sing-songy voice)
"Goodmorning stud muffin!"
"I'm gonna go do some meth now."
MOTTO: NEVER TRUST IN REALITY
Winning is for losers
Sincerely yours,
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Interviews a girl for the bartender position speaking on her personality:
"She was about as interesting as buttered toast".
"Don't put that in your mouth, it has cleaning products on it."
Sees a goat in a commercial:
"we should get a goat for the backyard".
Speaking on wealth equality:
"Wealth, in my opinion, is the least important criteria upon which to judge a person's worth. I am always wary of the motives of those who are driven to acquire more assets than they require for a safe, comfortable lifestyle. It's almost as if they actually believe that to have a bulging bank account makes them more important than those who don't and that they're going to be taking their possessions with them when they go. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic."
i can definitely see myself saying all these things
meaning 90% of what comes out of my mouth shouldn't be taken seriously
“You are a little soul carrying around a corpse.”
- Epictetus
Just an ordinary mundane caretaker moment.
Time stamped to the moment I want to show. Guy on left: SEI. Guy of right: unknown.
https://youtu.be/ccv7hok2n4I?t=44
Entire video: