Member Questionnaire (echan)

[echan]

Member Questionnaire 1 (echan)

What is beauty? What is love?

Beauty = love + sex
Love = beauty - sex
QED

What are your most important values?

To fornicate with my future husband after we get married, beautifully and lovingly

Do you have any sort of spiritual/religious beliefs, and why do you hold (or don't) those beliefs in the first place?

Christianity. Because it rules.

Opinion on war and militaries? What is power to you?

Blah

What have you had long conversations about? What are your interests? Why?

I have long conversations about sex and spirituality and spiritually possessed people through prayer in tongue

Interested in health/medicine as a conversation topic? Are you focused on your body?

Yes I am very sixy

What do you think of daily chores?

blah

Books or films you liked? Recently read/watched or otherwise. Examples welcome.

The Bible, Jesus movie

What has made you cry? What has made you smile? Why?

Jesus movie
Arashi jokes
myself

Where do you feel: at one with the environment/a sense of belonging?

nope
Mu Shiying's night

What have people seen as your weaknesses? What do you dislike about yourself?

I have no weaknesses
I dislike myself

What have people seen as your strengths? What do you like about yourself?

I have too many strengths to list. Enlist me in your army sir, Lord Jesus
I am a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ. Onward Christian Soldiers! Fight the good good race!

In what areas of your life would you like help?

Cleaning up after my shit
Cooking good shit

Ever feel stuck in a rut? If yes, describe the causes and your reaction to it.

Nope
I AM a rut
because I AM everything but evil
muahahahahah

What qualities do you most like and dislike in other people? What types do you get along with?

stupid fallenness
pride like Pkunt is for Pride and Prejudice and Poring like Jane Austey

How do you feel about romance/sex? What qualities do you want in a partner?

Eww gross cooties

If you were to raise a child, what would be your main concerns, what measures would you take, and why?

I'm afraid it would take after me, actually.

A friend makes a claim that clashes with your current beliefs. What is your inward and outward reaction?

You're wrong
You're right
You're wrong when you're right
Yes and you're no
In and you're out
Out we take out
The rubbish dump of
Kaiser Ekun's clothes
We're filthy rich hey
on the Gamma hay
DO YOU REALLLY WANNA OH OH
I AM NOT SURE IF I WANNNA OOH OOH
HOHOHOHOHOHO
I AM SANTA CLAUS! HA!

Describe your relationship to society. How do you see people as a whole? What do you consider a prevalent social problem? Name one.

People as a whole as a whole are redundant masses. Especially the going extinct JapJaps (all except myself because I hold a ruler and a sceptor like the Letit Prince that I am)

How do you choose your friends and how do you behave around them?

I choose by looks alone.
All my friends are crazy, zany, good looking, hot n' cold, wet n wild

How do you behave around strangers?

Fidgetingly
Aloofly
Maloofly

[The Exception]

Well obviously you're not really taking this seriously, just trying to get a reaction out of people, so I'm going to just pull up my random type generator and pull up a type for you.


SLI-Fe it is.

[Beautiful sky]

@echan I'm so torn between EII and ESI. Could we please communicate for a bit? I'm certain that I can sense which after a bit of exhange even though there's a language barrier between us thank you

[echan]

I'm Azn. I only speak Italiano.

Francesco ga daisuki desu ne ^o~/

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fuck I can't sing Cantonese!