I wrote this years ago and forgot about it until just recently. If anyone's interested, it can be found here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzM...it?usp=sharing

In re-reading it I've found a couple of typos, and as much as they irk me I'm just going to leave them for now. I'm doing this because I may go back in and make other changes, so I'll just do it all at once. Feel free to offer input.