First a little about us.
Me:
Head in the clouds
Sensitive, emotional, defenseless
Super sociable
"the embodiment of conventional ideas of femininity"
Positive energy
Very, very, very romantic
Chronically indecisive need people to make my mind up for me
Him:
Super practical, down to earth
Orders people around
Brutish very cave man-y
Mean sense of humor
It's kind of a weird position to be in. To live with someone who is such an animal and to be such a delicate romantic flower. Sometimes I feel like I'm a clover and he's a goat and he's just going to eat me up. It's just so dramatic though it really plays well into how I like to imagine my life. Very damsel in distress you know.
Famous sayings:
"Get me a poptart."
"Bend over."
"Are you writing sonnets again?"