Dear Alpha

[nigh]

I need more of you around me. I can be too serious and heavy about too many little things and then you guys show up, make almost everything happy and light and worthy enjoying from a completely different and refreshing point of view. How you guys see things reminds me that not every little damn thing should be made into a big deal, which I generally don't realise. I need more of you to lighten myself up here and there. My ego needs to get used to the hard truth that just because I see a serious problem it doesn't mean there really should be one.


What I'm trying to say is: I need a portable Alpha. So please make one and deliver to my front porch. If possible, make it look like a yellow little butterfly making the usual weird sounds of yours and trying to tickle every arse it sees. Thank you.



Truly,
A Gamma

[Beautiful sky]

Aww.... that was a very sweet letter. I love Alpha too because I get into my deep deep depressions and usually my sister or my ESE boss talk me out of it and my SLE friends tell me stories about people who have a much harder life than myself that usually brings me back to static reality that my situations and life isn't bad and that what I'm dealing with are only passing affairs.

[Iris]

I think he is an Alpha - reminds me of the SEIs I know. Enjoy the music!

[ClownsandEntropy]

We're all out of fun Alpha's. We have LIIs?

[nigh]

I think he is an Alpha - reminds me of the SEIs I know. Enjoy the music!

Thanks. Wow that's SEI music? Oh my... it does sound soooo Alpha-happy that I almost feel nothing lol.

We're all out of fun Alpha's. We have LIIs?

Actually, LIIs will do it just nicely. They're adorable. Until they're not.

[Saberstorm]

You changed type again... William ...

[nigh]

Hi!

I offer myself as a deliverable. And I most definitely come with built-in features of ass-tickling.

I WILL ALSO TICKLE YOU BEHIND YOUR KNEES AND UNDER YOUR ARMPITS AND EVERYWHERE IMAGINABLE IF YOU'D LIKE.

Not sure if I can look like a yellow little butterfly. Hopefully that won't be a dealbreaker. To compensate, I could wear yellow face-paint, and make random clucking sounds as alternative compensation.

DEAL OR NO DEAL?

LOL that's pretty aggressive for a butterfly don't you think?

74-day money back guarantee?

[Saberstorm]

@Saberstorm, I can't be guaranteed to see something you address to me, if I'm not quoted or mentioned.

Only an LSE would correct my posting technique!