(2:11:38 PM) discojoe: Maybe I should become a bartender
 (2:12:03 PM) thePirate: MORE VAGINAS FOR THE PICKINS
 (2:12:41 PM) discojoe: Exactly
 (2:13:04 PM) discojoe: Decent money too
 (2:17:56 PM) thePirate: MONEY TO BUY RAPE GADGETS
 (2:18:04 PM) discojoe: CHLOROFORM
 (2:18:57 PM) thePirate: A WET RAG
 (2:19:28 PM) discojoe: DUCT TAPE AND ZIP TIES
 (2:22:12 PM) thePirate: ASS RAPE AND LOUD CRIES
 (2:23:48 PM) discojoe: MAKE HER CLEAN OUT HER VAGINA AFTERWARD TO DESTROY EVIDENCE
 (2:24:53 PM) thePirate: MAKR HER CLEAN OUT HER MOUTH AFTERWARD TO DESTROY EVIDENCE
 (2:26:14 PM) discojoe: TELL HER I'LL KILL HER UNLESS SHE CAN FINISH A 1000 PIECE PUZZLE IN AN HOUR.
 (2:26:35 PM) thePirate: AN ONLY GIVE HER 999 TO WORK WITH
 (2:31:31 PM) discojoe: AND WHEN SHE FAILS I WILL TELL HER I AM DISAPPOINTED AND FORCE A CUCUMBER INTO HER BUTTHOLE.
 (2:31:57 PM) thePirate: UNTIL IT TURNS INTO A PICKLE
 (2:33:23 PM) discojoe: THEN I WILL STRAP HER TO THE FRONT OF MY CAR AND GO JOYRIDING AT 100 MPH THROUGH BACK ROADS.