Alpha Census

[MatthewZ]

Because I'm dual-hunting and looking for any ESEs to out themselves there's a similar form in the Delta Quadra that seems to be running rather well, I thought I may as well making a comparable thread in here for activity, bad jokes, and quadra jingoism.

While there's no official form for this 100% Obligatory Census for ALL ALPHAS, I'll start with myself and anyone here can feel free to copy it or feel arrogant enough to think that they can create a superior format.

Username: MatthewZ
Type: Probably LII
Aliases: The Bringer of Lemon Trees, Z, M_Z, Zed
Age: Old enough to be paranoid about revealing it
Gender: Androgynous Male
Hobbies: Posting on Forums, Chess, Strategy Games, picking on -creatives
Why I'm here: Necessary Evil

[Mediator Kam]

Dude, Leibniz was probably the most integral part of our life today. His integration techniques were superior. His notation was superior. His hair was superior.

[Krig the Viking]

Username: Krig the Viking
Type: C-LII
Aliases: None that I am aware of.
Age: Mid-Twenties
Gender: Man
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Composing, Researching, Debating, Thinking, Daydreaming, Ranting, Rocking Out, Singing, and probably some other stuff.
Why I'm here: To further my understanding of the true nature of reality.

[Mediator Kam]

Username: Kamajama
Type: Definitely SEI, although some days I feel like I am more logical than ethical. Meh
Aliases: Kamangir
Age: I am in the age of legitimacy.
Gender: Androgynous Male
Hobbies: Facebook, nerdy jokes, music.
Why I'm here: To bother you.

[Crispy]

Username: Crispy (Chris)
Type: LII-Ni
Aliases: Crispy, Tyyrone, Cack
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Computer Games, Altered States of Consciousness, Science, Non-Fiction
Why I'm here: To learn socionics so I can improve all my existing relationships and recognize people with rewarding personalities.

[MatthewZ]

I'm yet to see evidence that ESEs exist.

[Wynch]

Username: (See Left)
Type: ILE
E-Type: 7w6 so/sp
Aliases: Véro
Age: 21
Gender: I don't believe in subscribing to a binary gender system.
Hobbies: Board Games, SSB, Pokémon, History, Friends, Whatever sparks my interest at any given moment.
Why I'm here: It's an extra daily click. More Procrastination.

[electric sheep]

no one is including their Enneagram type. I am disappoint.

name: electric sheep
type: ESFj-Fe/Normalizing
E type: 3w2 so/sp
age: 24
sex: male
hobbies: socionics, enneagram, kicking ass, computer programming, drinking (it's a hobby!), gaming
what I've learned: If you strike me down, then I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
battle cry: NNNEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDSS!!!!!!

[JohnDo]

Username: JohnDo
Type: H-LII
Aliases: CheGuevara
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Hobbies: science, science-fiction, video games, board games
Why I'm here: knowledge

[Creepy-male]

Dude, Leibniz was probably the most integral part of our life today. His integration techniques were superior. His notation was superior. His hair was superior.

Yeah man, Newton was totally way too derivative.

[MatthewZ]

Yeah man, Newton was totally way too derivative.

(img credit XKCD)

[pinkcanary]

Username: pinkcanary
Type: ISFp-Si
Aliases: pc
Age: so so old
Gender: Female
Hobbies: Painting, drawing, sculpting, photography, cooking, baking, in-line skating, crocheting dolls, sewing, making beaded jewelry, reading sci-fi mostly, video games, guitar, itunes, bad jokes.
Why I'm here: I like the people, finding out famous people types

[Khola aka Bee]

Username: Khola
Type: SEI-Fe, occasional delusions of Beta.
Aliases: Bee
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Hobbies: Surfing, exploring new music, talking through life, relationships and philosophy with others, piano, guitar, hanging with my dog, writing, drawing, baking/cooking, decorating, naps.
Why I'm here: A combination of boredom, exploration, old friends and understanding love.

[Khola aka Bee]

Also, where are all the ILEs? I'm so going to be gay for Mn0 again this year at this rate

[Brilliand]

Username: Brilliand
Type: Probably H-LII 5w4; LII of some sort, at least.
Aliases: Tzizenorec, Viperlord (anyone who's actually seen me use this gets a cookie)
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Socionics, philosophy, math, computer programming, computer gaming, chess
Why I'm here: Because I like it here.

[Timeless]

Type: ILE

Enneagram: 7w8 (7>9>8 to be exact)

Age: 24, but I feel old as fuck (A lady I met a while ago mentioned to me that "You have the mind of a 2000 year old man!")

Gender: Male

Hobbies: Space exploration, education, and technology, computers, graphic design, web design, fashion design, eastern plus western philosophy, psychology, sociology, biking, photography, film-making, archery, swimming, dream interpretation, creative business marketing, a little poetry, learning about animal/insect species, cinema, camping, drawing, fixing stuff, hiking, swimming, tinkering with electronics, cooking, video games (I will own you in Q3A and StarCraft), music (of all kinds), snowboarding, baseball, model rocketry, paper airplanes, piano, traveling to new places; I especially love getting lost. I don't know why, it's just fun to get out of situations like that. The main thing I like hobbies is when something new comes out of it. For example, a new space vehicle concept, a new venture, a new photograph idea, a new biking route, a new movie, a new place to test out a paper airplane, a new dish etc. or mix it all up and take pictures of the paper airplane with a bug on it.

Why I'm here: To learn more about my dual.

[Banana Pancakes]

Username: look to the left
Type: ILE
Aliases: banana pancakes
Age: same as timeless, actually.
Gender: has a penis
Hobbies: Travel, film, hedonism, still working on the rest.
Why I'm here: Just curious to see if anything changed in 4 months - it hasn't.

[Brilliand]

Why I'm here: Just curious to see if anything changed in 4 months - it hasn't.

Ah, so the forum is NOT going downhill!

[Banana Pancakes]

Ah, so the forum is NOT going downhill!

[misutii]

lol comparing this census to the other quadra ones it's become apparent that Alpha quadra members are inherently less forthcoming with information concerning their weight. Further research into the matter led me to the culprit. An Alpha factory not far from here specializing in the hiring of ESFjs to provide free delicious cakes to other Alpha quadra members. You selfish pricks you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Hurry! Keep your hands where I can see them and hand over the cakes! Please? I'm so hungry... and don't know to bake...

[1121]

Username: 1121
Type: LII
Aliases: Satan, The Dark Prince, Cow Steed of Justice, Bear
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Hobbies: D&D, hitting on my LIE and ILE friends to creep them out, reading webcomics, searching desperately for ESEs in my area (and pining for the one who got away ), and obsessively reading the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.
Why I'm here: Ran out of things to do between cigarettes

If I don't seem like an LII it may be because I'm feeling rather hyper today.

[Krig the Viking]

(and pining for the one who got away ).

Bloody pining. I hate pining. I feel your pain, brother.

[Creepy-male]

Bloody pining. I hate pining. I feel your pain, brother.

Yes, picking out just the right conifer is a chore and a half.

[Krig the Viking]

Yes, picking out just the right conifer is a chore and a half.

Now that you mention it, what would half of a chore consist of? Doing a task halfway and then stopping? Or just doing the whole thing really sloppily? Or perhaps a single chore can be broken down into a sequence of smaller "centichores", and half a chore would be 50 centichores?

[1121]

Whatever half a chore is I think I'd rather do that than the whole thing.

[The Exception]

Now that you mention it, what would half of a chore consist of? Doing a task halfway and then stopping? Or just doing the whole thing really sloppily? Or perhaps a single chore can be broken down into a sequence of smaller "centichores", and half a chore would be 50 centichores?

Once thing I've noticed with myself and other LIIs is that we can easily come up with several possible ways to interpret what someone may have meant by a certain saying. I've also found that LIIs will frequently ask for clarification: "What did you mean by ____________?" I think its because we want to know which of several interpretations the person we're communicating with meant.

[Aleksei]

Username: Aleksei
Type: Probably LII -- possibly ILE (or hell, even LIE). Certainly C subtype, and Ne leading function.
Aliases: Yuri (real name), Joey (nickname), Corleone (play on my last name)
Age: 21
Gender: Macho Macho Maaaaan
Hobbies: Economics, typology, politics, comedy, music, cars, women.
Why I'm here: Wanna learn more of Socionics. And chew bubble gum and kick ass.

[MatthewZ]

Username: Aleksei
Type: Probably LII -- possibly ILE (or hell, even LIE). Certainly C subtype, and Ne leading function.
Aliases: Yuri (real name), Joey (nickname), Corleone (play on my last name)
Age: 21
Gender: Macho Macho Maaaaan
Hobbies: Economics, typology, politics, comedy, music, cars, women.
Why I'm here: Wanna learn more of Socionics. And chew bubble gum and kick ass.

You wouldn't happen to be Aleksei from TypoC, would you?

[Aleksei]

Yes, yes I would. Thought the identical av and sig would give it away.

[MatthewZ]

Yes, yes I would. Thought the identical av and sig would give it away.

We're firm believers in the idea of "types" here. As far as I'm concerned, there could be some type that manifests itself as "Aleksei" on forums and the two profiles I've seen are actually two individuals entirely unaware of each other.

Rather far-fetched, I'll admit, but I had to check.

[Aleksei]

We're firm believers in the idea of "types" here.

I noticed...

As far as I'm concerned, there could be some type that manifests itself as "Aleksei" on forums and the two profiles I've seen are actually two individuals entirely unaware of each other.

seriously?

[Khola aka Bee]

I just realised we didn't have one of these for this year. Oh shit son!

[ClownsandEntropy]

I feel we should have a Christmas-themed Census: we all leave for our home town, find an inn which has internet access, and then log on and respond to the poll. Person who logs on in the worst hotel gets to be the next leader of Socionics.

[Cat King Cole]

Inb4 Gilly reinforcing his self-image by demonstrating his obvious PoLR by baring and analysing his various experiences.

[Khola aka Bee]

I feel we should have a Christmas-themed Census: we all leave for our home town, find an inn which has internet access, and then log on and respond to the poll. Person who logs on in the worst hotel gets to be the next leader of Socionics.

I live in a share house that used to be a nursing home with 7 guys. Does that count? Future forum queen?

[ClownsandEntropy]

I live in a share house that used to be a nursing home with 7 guys. Does that count? Future forum queen?

Sounds reasonable! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Wh...81937_film%29? Woah, Walt Disney looks completely different to what I'd expect on the page.

[Khola aka Bee]

Is it bad that I own a Snow White costume?

[tejing]

Username: Tejing
Type: LII-Li
Aliases: None
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Programming (Linux guy), Video Games, Philosophy, Consuming Fiction (video, printed), Music (listening), Mathematics
Why I'm here: I like knowledge, and interacting with people about knowledge is pretty good too.

[World Socionics]

I am a Rational, Sanguine, Libran (NOTHING LIKE A LIBRAN!!! Should have been Aquarius...but the Sagittarius Ascendant fits), Metal Sheep that is, 100% Open, 4% Conscientious, 93% Extraverted, 15% Agreeable, 0% Neurotic, Egocentric SCUEI, 7w8-8w7-3w4 sp/sx ENTP Visionary, Intuitive-Logical Extravert (ILE) of the Intuitive and Creative Subtypes and has a score of 32 on the NPI and 30 on the PCL-R while possessing a Chaotic Evil alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. I also have a Verbal IQ in the 99.9th percentile.

[ClownsandEntropy]

I am a Rational, Sanguine, Libran (NOTHING LIKE A LIBRAN!!! Should have been Aquarius...but the Sagittarius Ascendant fits), Metal Sheep that is, 100% Open, 4% Conscientious, 93% Extraverted, 15% Agreeable, 0% Neurotic, Egocentric SCUEI, 7w8-8w7-3w4 sp/sx ENTP Visionary, Intuitive-Logical Extravert (ILE) of the Intuitive Subtype and has a score of 32 on the NPI and 30 on the PCL-R while possessing a Chaotic Evil alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. I also have a Verbal IQ in the 99.9th percentile.

That's an insane self-description , why do you think you're "Chaotic Evil"? I thought no one was really evil these days.