Alpha Census

[MatthewZ]

Because I'm dual-hunting and looking for any ESEs to out themselves there's a similar form in the Delta Quadra that seems to be running rather well, I thought I may as well making a comparable thread in here for activity, bad jokes, and quadra jingoism.

While there's no official form for this 100% Obligatory Census for ALL ALPHAS, I'll start with myself and anyone here can feel free to copy it or feel arrogant enough to think that they can create a superior format.

Username: MatthewZ
Type: Probably LII
Aliases: The Bringer of Lemon Trees, Z, M_Z, Zed
Age: Old enough to be paranoid about revealing it
Gender: Androgynous Male
Hobbies: Posting on Forums, Chess, Strategy Games, picking on -creatives
Why I'm here: Necessary Evil

[Mediator Kam]

Dude, Leibniz was probably the most integral part of our life today. His integration techniques were superior. His notation was superior. His hair was superior.

[Krig the Viking]

Username: Krig the Viking
Type: C-LII
Aliases: None that I am aware of.
Age: Mid-Twenties
Gender: Man
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Composing, Researching, Debating, Thinking, Daydreaming, Ranting, Rocking Out, Singing, and probably some other stuff.
Why I'm here: To further my understanding of the true nature of reality.

[Mediator Kam]

Username: Kamajama
Type: Definitely SEI, although some days I feel like I am more logical than ethical. Meh
Aliases: Kamangir
Age: I am in the age of legitimacy.
Gender: Androgynous Male
Hobbies: Facebook, nerdy jokes, music.
Why I'm here: To bother you.

[Crispy]

Username: Crispy (Chris)
Type: LII-Ni
Aliases: Crispy, Tyyrone, Cack
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Computer Games, Altered States of Consciousness, Science, Non-Fiction
Why I'm here: To learn socionics so I can improve all my existing relationships and recognize people with rewarding personalities.

[MatthewZ]

I'm yet to see evidence that ESEs exist.

[Creepy-male]

Dude, Leibniz was probably the most integral part of our life today. His integration techniques were superior. His notation was superior. His hair was superior.

Yeah man, Newton was totally way too derivative.

[MatthewZ]

Yeah man, Newton was totally way too derivative.

(img credit XKCD)

[pinkcanary]

Username: pinkcanary
Type: ISFp-Si
Aliases: pc
Age: so so old
Gender: Female
Hobbies: Painting, drawing, sculpting, photography, cooking, baking, in-line skating, crocheting dolls, sewing, making beaded jewelry, reading sci-fi mostly, video games, guitar, itunes, bad jokes.
Why I'm here: I like the people, finding out famous people types

[Khola aka Bee]

Username: Khola
Type: SEI-Fe, occasional delusions of Beta.
Aliases: Bee
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Hobbies: Surfing, exploring new music, talking through life, relationships and philosophy with others, piano, guitar, hanging with my dog, writing, drawing, baking/cooking, decorating, naps.
Why I'm here: A combination of boredom, exploration, old friends and understanding love.

[Khola aka Bee]

Also, where are all the ILEs? I'm so going to be gay for Mn0 again this year at this rate

[Krig the Viking]

I'm yet to see evidence that ESEs exist.

They do exist. They're just allergic to the Internet.

[Currere]

Username: Currere
Type: Harmonizing LII
Aliases: N/A
Age: -∞< x < ∞
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Philosophy, Socionics, Sciences, Curling, Track, Movie nights, choir
Why I'm here: Self-development, achieve a systematic understanding of relationships

They do exist. They're just allergic to the Internet.

Spot on! The Internet has been proven to produce antigens which other types' immune systems have learned to tolerate. These same non-parasitic antigens prove to be allergens to the specific genetic structure of the ESE.

[MatthewZ]

I'm half tempted to go ILE and dualize with SEIs if this ESE absence persists.

[Mediator Kam]

matthew you better be a girl, cuz i wanna dualize mayneee

[MatthewZ]

matthew you better be a girl, cuz i wanna dualize mayneee

If you're in the market for Leibniz-admiring females that call themselves Matthew, then you may be in the right place.

[Mediator Kam]

If you're in the market for Leibniz-admiring females that call themselves Matthew, then you may be in the right place.

I realize that this being true is slim to none, but if you were truly of this, i would be so excited to talk to you because that sounds literally awesome.

[MatthewZ]

I realize that this being true is slim to none, but if you were truly of this, i would be so excited to talk to you because that sounds literally awesome.

Because the degree of my awesomeness does not arise by mere chance, I will agree that it is unlikely for you to find someone like me.

You can have fun with the prospect of it being so, however.

[Wynch]

Username: (See Left)
Type: ILE
E-Type: 7w6 so/sp
Aliases: Véro
Age: 21
Gender: I don't believe in subscribing to a binary gender system.
Hobbies: Board Games, SSB, Pokémon, History, Friends, Whatever sparks my interest at any given moment.
Why I'm here: It's an extra daily click. More Procrastination.

[electric sheep]

no one is including their Enneagram type. I am disappoint.

name: electric sheep
type: ESFj-Fe/Normalizing
E type: 3w2 so/sp
age: 24
sex: male
hobbies: socionics, enneagram, kicking ass, computer programming, drinking (it's a hobby!), gaming
what I've learned: If you strike me down, then I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
battle cry: NNNEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDSS!!!!!!

[JohnDo]

Username: JohnDo
Type: H-LII
Aliases: CheGuevara
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Hobbies: science, science-fiction, video games, board games
Why I'm here: knowledge

[ArchonAlarion]

Username: ArchonAlarion
S-Type: N-ILE
E-Type: 6w5 so/sx
Aliases: alias
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Typology, Psychology, Philosophy, PC Gaming, LARPing, Walking, Speculating, Worldbuilding, Table-top battle gaming, Socio-economics, History, Drugs.
Why I'm here: ILE

[cracka]

Username: cracka
Type: ESE
Aliases:
Age: 29
Gender: M
Hobbies: Lots of them, none include coming here anymore.
Why I'm here: To prove ESE's exist, duh.

[Wynch]

Hahaha, I knew you wouldn't let us down

[mu4]

Username: hackmar

Type: ILE-Ti (C)

E-Type: 5 Sx/Sp not sure the wing, but Trifix wise I think I'm a 5-3-8 I basically think 5 to get 3 so I can get away with 8.
Yes, I know supposedly there are no ILE 5's but this is contrary to the literature and many of the historical ILE typings.
Age: 31
Gender: M
Hobbies: Philosophy, literature, science, a lot of theoretical stuff that is interesting

[MatthewZ]

Username: cracka
Type: ESE
Aliases:
Age: 29
Gender: M
Hobbies: Lots of them, none include coming here anymore.
Why I'm here: To prove ESE's exist, duh.

We're going to need verification of your existence as an ESE. I'm still skeptical.

[Trevor]

We're going to need verification of your existence as an ESE. I'm still skeptical.

I verify his ESEness.

[MatthewZ]

I verify his ESEness.

So you've been holding out on me and keeping the ESE to yourself?

Traitor.

[MatthewZ]

Hmmmm...never thought about it that way.

For someone who's been around a dual, your suggestive function sure isn't strong.

[Trevor]

I find your posts quite disturbing.

[MatthewZ]

I find your posts quite disturbing.

I find myself quite disturbing.

I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Matthew, btw.

[Trevor]

I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Matthew, btw.

See..that's what I'm talking about. Also, you remind me of me. Go away.

[MatthewZ]

See..that's what I'm talking about.

I see what you're talking about, but I can't fathom why.

Not going to exchange your own name?

[Trevor]

You want me to show you some respect and love. If I refuse to do so, your anger and spite are going to increase and you'll start saying things whose sole purpose is to hurt my feelings just as yours were hurt, perhaps even more than yours were hurt. That's not the way towards happiness.

[MatthewZ]

You want me to show you some respect and love. If I refuse to do so, your anger and spite are going to increase and you'll start saying things whose sole purpose is to hurt my feelings just as yours were hurt, perhaps even more than yours were hurt. That's not the way towards happiness.

Then it logically follows that you should show me some respect. I can understand the absence of love. It doesn't translate well over the internet nor can you be sure that I am who I say I am.

[Trevor]

Then it logically follows that you should show me some respect. I can understand the absence of love.

Well, I'm showing you love and respect. In my own way of course.

It doesn't translate well over the internet nor can you be sure that I am who I say I am.

Sure man.

[Brilliand]

Username: Brilliand
Type: Probably H-LII 5w4; LII of some sort, at least.
Aliases: Tzizenorec, Viperlord (anyone who's actually seen me use this gets a cookie)
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Hobbies: Socionics, philosophy, math, computer programming, computer gaming, chess
Why I'm here: Because I like it here.

[Brilliand]

Cracka is the Ancient ESE, the one who walks among us from the Golden Days of Expat, an Ent, a legend.

EDIT: And I'm sure we have about five ESEs that are sort of almost here. One that might even be offended by the insinuation that she was even slightly not here... either that or by the insinuation that she could be offended.

[Socionics Is A Cult]

Username: Subterroranean
Type: Probably LII
Enneagram: 5 Sp\So...probably
Aliases: The Angel of Death, The Butcher of the North, The Phantom...
Age: Twenty-Three And One Quarter Years Since Birth
Gender: I don't like to be pidgeonholed, thanks
Hobbies: Psychology, Archaeology, History, Philosophy, Non-American Football, Algebra, Listening To Music, Reading, Moping About, Sleeping, summarising Proust, strangling animals, golf, and masturbating.
Why I'm here: Satan rejected my soul

[Brilliand]

Why I'm here: Satan rejected my soul

Can't have Jesus down there.