How many Ones does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to planify the lightbulb changing and the other to change it.


How many Twos does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to go shopping in order to buy a lightbulb, and the other to change it.


How many Threes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to change it, and one to tell you some lie about the lifespan of the new lightbulb.


How many Fours does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Fours don't change lightbulbs. They live in the dark.


How many Fives does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Fives don't change lightbulbs, cause they're lazy.


How many Sixes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to change it, and the other to verify that the lightbulb isn't gonna explode. Bang.


How many Sevens does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to change it, but he will need another Seven to teach him how to change a lightbulb, cause Sevens are retarded.


How many Eights does it take to change a lightbulb ?

I don't care. Eights are totally stupid.


How many Nines does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One. But you'll need some stupid Eight to push him in order to change the lightbulb, cause Nines are lazy and submissive.