This probably won't last long but...
I think it's possible that I'm INFj instead. (Gasp, you say...) I'm serious though.
In real life, I'm way more umm serious or Delta-ish or something. I mean I really only act kinda silly/stereotypical 'Beta-ish' on the internet. In reality I'm not sure if I would like people just joking all the time. I'm not really sure. But it's possible... if you ask anybody that knows me, they will tell you I'm rather...depressive and uptight/serious not exactly fun-loving Beta or Alpha. I am more serious and 'politically correct' like a Delta.
Anyways this INFj fetish I have probably won't last long. But it's worth considering. Please listen and believe me when I'm not this campy, silly/goofy gay man like how I can come across online. In real life it's hard to get me to smile and I look nervous/worried a lot, like a lot of Fi-egos.
And I really enjoy Slacker Mom's (and mikemex's) posts and a few other deltas....
I feel a lot of what I've been telling about myself has kind of been uhh some sort of internet self-image. It's not even 'real' at all, it feels like. And my movements a lot of times feel tense/jerky like a lot of IJs. On cam it's hard to notice this but when I move, it does look really deliberate, and not as 'natural' like IPs. I'd have to study myself more though...I really need to like video tape myself doing an activity.
I could be wrong, and I know other people won't really get what I'm talking about. But just try to hear me out, it's worth the thought.