I get boredom. It does nothing for me. Like a 14-year-old school girl that thinks she knows pain but hasn't a clue.
Their necks remind me of bobbleheads.
it's about two vampires being alone in the woods with nothing to drain of blood, so they start draining each other (and themselves) of blood, yet it isn't the same, so they grow more and more pale and confused... because the dead vampire blood doesn't work. after they develop vampire dementia they are sent off to the vampire insane asylum for vampires who need warm blood treatment.