Top twenty alfa ways to die

Creepy-bg · 10-11-2008, 01:49 AM

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#18 ...
#19 accidental poisoning while trying to see what poison tastes like
#20 time paradox

Creepy-bg · 10-11-2008, 02:00 AM

#17 forgetting how to breath

**Darkstar** · 10-11-2008, 02:02 AM

15# be crushed by the weight of your brain

Creepy-bg · 10-11-2008, 02:02 AM

#14 infected paper cut

**Rubicon** · 10-11-2008, 02:03 AM

#13

**Rubicon** · 10-11-2008, 02:09 AM

#11 choking on cookie dough

Creepy-bg · 10-11-2008, 02:09 AM

#10 chasing a butterfly through the event horizon of a black hole

Creepy-bg · 10-11-2008, 02:15 AM

#9 eating too much candy

**Wynch** · 10-11-2008, 02:23 AM

#8 Discovering the purpose of life and subsequently suffering a brain implosion.

**Rubicon** · 10-11-2008, 02:29 AM

#7 Living to die another day.

**The Greeter** · 10-11-2008, 02:30 AM

Alpha.

Creepy-bg · 10-11-2008, 02:33 AM

#6 division by zero

**Ritella** · 10-11-2008, 04:14 AM

#5. Laughing too hard

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZxyJmiHc4w[/ame]

EDIT: I keep trying to post the scene from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" with the weasels dying of laughter.

**Rubicon** · 10-11-2008, 04:57 AM

^ you're not technically dead if you're simply lost

**Wynch** · 10-11-2008, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by Jem

^ you're not technically dead if you're simply lost

But you will eventually die of starvation/dehydration.

#3 Tragic laboratory accident resulting in the cure for cancer.

**JRiddy** · 10-11-2008, 06:45 AM

#1 Dividing by zero

(sorry i stole this from you, BG)

**Not A Communist Shill** · 10-11-2008, 11:31 AM

# 1/9,999,999

Sleeping on a crop circle.

**The Exception** · 08-18-2009, 02:15 AM

-1 Gamma rays, duh!

**Brilliand** · 08-18-2009, 02:40 AM

#2 (which was skipped) Hit by a nuclear bomb.

Being hit by the first fusion or antimatter bomb would be cooler, but you wouldn't care unless you planned it in advance.

#-2: Suicide using technology nobody else can figure out

**Krig the Viking** · 08-18-2009, 05:02 AM

#12: Beta practical joke gone wrong.

**717495** · 08-18-2009, 07:45 AM

#18 not packing enough bait steak for savanna field experiments

Creepy-bg · 08-18-2009, 07:51 AM

#12 1/2 shanked by evil twin from the creepy alternate goatee dimension

Creepy-bg · 08-18-2009, 08:12 AM

# -3 exploding penguin/rabbit

Creepy-Cyclops · 08-18-2009, 09:43 AM

# fractal encryption: tripping and falling onto a black triangle.

Creepy-male · 08-18-2009, 10:27 AM

#255: struck by wrecking ball

Creepy-bg · 08-18-2009, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by warrior-librarian

-1 Gamma rays, duh!

I just got that

**Banana Pancakes** · 08-18-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by warrior-librarian

-1 Gamma rays, duh!

winrar

you win 1 internetz

**1981slater** · 08-18-2009, 09:11 PM

Lightsaber fight with Santa Claus

**1981slater** · 08-18-2009, 09:44 PM

Ghostbusters (1984)

**1981slater** · 08-18-2009, 10:09 PM

Ghostbusters (1984)

**The Exception** · 08-19-2009, 03:22 AM

# 6.02 X 10^23 eating tainted potato salad at a picnic.

**Krig the Viking** · 08-19-2009, 05:30 AM

#Square Root of Pi: Passing out playing Wii, hitting head on coffee table.

Creepy-Cyclops · 08-19-2009, 08:16 AM

# fractal encryption/0 - misadventure?

**The Exception** · 08-19-2009, 04:13 PM

#457 Section 2 Subsection B:

Delta boredom.

**Warlord** · 08-19-2009, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Cyclops

# fractal encryption/0 - misadventure?

Badass goggles

Creepy-Cyclops · 08-19-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Warlord

Badass goggles

New shades ...

**Mediator Kam** · 08-19-2009, 07:26 PM

This makes me proud to be alfa.

**1981slater** · 08-19-2009, 11:28 PM

Betas die in a different way:

**1981slater** · 08-19-2009, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Carla

MeTAsOciOn

haha

**1981slater** · 08-19-2009, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by 1981slater

haha

hAhA

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