I stole some hot dogs

[jessica129]

from my coworker. She's fat. She doesn't need them. They even have little bits of cheese inside! I tell ya, why spend money on food when you can just steal??!

[strrrng]

LMFAO

I find this post hilarious, as it has the same insouciant tone as that one before about hitting the pedestrian.

Keep it up!

[Ms. Kensington]

LMFAO

I find this post hilarious, as it has the same insouciant tone as that one before about hitting the pedestrian.

Keep it up!

yes i have been telling her to keep it up

i love it.

[Creepy-bg]

+2

[Gilly]

Cheddar brats omg...marry me (preferably before you eat them all)?

[Kim]

It's official: ESTp makes a Se statement and the beta NFs gather to applaud. Jessica, face the truth: you are BETA!

I don't usually feel the urge to slap my dual around the room for being an asshole, lol.

[jessica129]

Gilly says i'm ISTJ and it saddens me greatly.

[munenori2]

from my coworker. She's fat. She doesn't need them. They even have little bits of cheese inside! I tell ya, why spend money on food when you can just steal??!

[calenwen]

from my coworker. She's fat. She doesn't need them. They even have little bits of cheese inside! I tell ya, why spend money on food when you can just steal??!

Last year I used to steal food from my roommates on a pretty regular basis and I always justified it by telling myself that I was doing them a favor since they were all on the chubby side... and they all got money from their parents and were spoiled and I was on my own, haha.

[Enters Laughing]

From time to time, I get Tubular Bells to play through people's floorboards while they sleep. I specially played around with the sound volume of the tracks so that it gets louder and louder.

Does this make me a bad person?

[Gilly]

lol wtf?

[Gilly]

Keep up the posting...probably not the best option for her personal life but a good idea for the rest of us, lol.

As for keeping up the antisocial behavior...best to keep it at a dull roar, as my experience dictates.

[XoX]

Don't steal

[Creepy-bg]

bump!

[jessica129]

Oh god

[Narc]

Wow, all this banter and arguing about hot dogs and not one of you made a phallic joke. I'm so disappointed.

[woofwoofl]

[blackburry]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH woofwoof, that was perfect.

[Capitalist Pig]

best thread revival EVER

[jessica129]

Oh the good old days when I used to be able to go to work drunk.

[Capitalist Pig]

i would just like to state that i am probably now the official "hot dog stealer" of the forum.

 

sometimes if i'm hungry at work i will go back into the cooler and pick out a hot dog to microwave and i don't pay for them

[Narc]

i would just like to state that i am probably now the official "hot dog stealer" of the forum.

 

sometimes if i'm hungry at work i will go back into the cooler and pick out a hot dog to microwave and i don't pay for them

Well I guess you are indirectly stopping fat people from eating them, so you can be the new sausage thief.

[jessica129]

[flames]

My friend stole some crackers but crackers are shit.

[bgbg]

classic jessica thread

[Capitalist Pig]

BADA BA BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


i'm lovin it

[Computer Loser]

we need more posts like this

[bgbg]

we need more posts like this

[Pallas]

we need more posts like this

[marooned]

This thread. <3

Also I forgot how I stole internet from the people in the apartment above me for over a year. Their password was like 11111 or 00000 or 12345 or something. Or maybe it was their network name. I was often caught up in my guilt over that. All my 2008 posts from home were thanks to them.

I've been pondering ways I can access free food myself. There's a lot of catering events around where I am and if I would just try a little I could pay less money for food.