To My Comparatives

[Creepy-female]

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[force my hand]

Resistance is futile. You will be astigimagated.

[xyz]

If you were an ISTp, I would most certainly hang myself.

[Creepy-female]

This just proves that if I were an ISTp, I'd be doing everyone a favor.

[xyz]

The only thing you just proved is that if you were an ISTp, you'd most certainly be a future candidate for "school shooter"

[Creepy-female]

I'm not the one who locks their neighbors in their house for fun.

[xyz]

I...uh... gotta go!

Zzzz....Zzz

[iAnnAu]

no.
Wait, is this a trap?
(I know, not that dry or witty. But I had to come up with *something*.)