Basically, I know two people who are like this:
1. Absolutely adore peoples misfortune. They love seeing people do bad in life. It produces a grin which they cannot hide.
2. Would be happy when people are below them
3. Have difficulty communicating in social situations with new people
4. Use metaphors to describe things, particularly of a sexual nature
5. Tricks and deciets is what they love
6. Quite clever at getting information out of you
7. Spend their day researching things, have awareness of a good few sources of information
Shit, does this sound ENTp?