Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard)
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Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard
That picture thread is just for me.Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard
Like my own personal scrapbook, so leave it alone.
Oh, and your cat is probably the most amazing thing ever in the whole wide world.
Especially when it licks your beard <3
maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
go ask the frog what the scorpion knows
Beard?Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard
I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.
However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.
As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
I look through peoples personal shit all the time. I once found a list of people who had "done me wrong" in my friends room. that was scary
Were you on it?I look through peoples personal shit all the time. I once found a list of people who had "done me wrong" in my friends room. that was scary
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
I'm evicting Brilliand.
He just keeps on failing over and over again...
maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
go ask the frog what the scorpion knows
I don't think so, but I'm not sure... to be honest I got chills when I saw that because that particular friend is very much the quiet neighbor type.Were you on it?
You, milady, are hereby a cactus.
Now tell me, what have I done wrong this time?
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
nice guy though really... he just called me a couple of days ago. he's been homeless for the past two months (I thought he was in jail)
Great story, BG!
maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
go ask the frog what the scorpion knows
lol. I was trying to find a way to constructively say this but I guess what you said works.
Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.
Or maybe there's something wrong with you?Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.
...How frustrating. I've been told that I make absurd things funny by taking them seriously. And absurd things are easy to come by, so...lol. I was trying to find a way to constructively say this but I guess what you said works.
Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.
*sigh* What makes good humor? Should I only attempt humor when I'm happy?
What, did you like my humor?or somethin'.
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
Oh, I see you naturally assume that. I could quite plausibly have been taking the opportunity to show my hatred for Cracka.What, did you like my humor?
Or maybe I did find it funny and there's something wrong with me.
Well of course there's something wrong with you, you're human.
Well, the whole case of you hating Cracka and choosing to mention it at the perfect time to defend me against honest criticism that you think is correct anyway seems a bit far-fetched, but I understand I'm not in your quadra.
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
I chuckled a little when I read that.
yes. I'd say this is most definitely the problem... thank you for the synopsis.
Hard to say really... I'm sure that to many people, my humor probably sucks worse than yours. My post was just agreeing with what americancer said about it just not working, causing you to "fail" with that post, and I'd add to that, the rest of your fruit referencing posts...lol
If you can attempt humor when you're in a different emotional state than "happy" you're already a step ahead of the game. Making a person that's really pissed off laugh is probably one of the hardest things to do that I can think of.Making yourself laugh when pissed off/sad/down would almost be a miracle, good luck getting that to work out for ya...lol
I love when people think my posts contain hidden meaning.
But, no. I'm not like that... I just felt like confusing him.
Which I think I've already done three times now:
ALLIE: 3
BRILLIAND: 0 (wah... wah... wahhhhhh)
maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
go ask the frog what the scorpion knows
Turning people into fruit is a game.My post was just agreeing with what americancer said about it just not working, causing you to "fail" with that post, and I'd add to that, the rest of your fruit referencing posts...lol
When I'm glum, cynical laughs are easy to come by.If you can attempt humor when you're in a different emotional state than "happy" you're already a step ahead of the game. Making a person that's really pissed off laugh is probably one of the hardest things to do that I can think of.Sometimes they help, but not much. When I get really confused, I'll sometimes just laugh and quit thinking about it.
I don't suppose it would count if I planned it in advance, would it?
Thank you! Have I mentioned how useful it is to be confused?I love when people think my posts contain hidden meaning.
But, no. I'm not like that... I just felt like confusing him.
Which I think I've already done three times now:
ALLIE: 3
BRILLIAND: 0 (wah... wah... wahhhhhh)
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
Hey, let's go camping.
I'll get the canned beans.
We can't have beans every night! Let's go find someone manly who hunts bear or something...
Give me a gun, or a spear. I'll take care of it. Won't promise you bear though.
I didn't want it for eating, just a show.
Hey! If you manage to get the bear... who do we feed it?
You mean in order to distract it while I shove a spear through its spine? I don't know, who's expendable? Joy?
Perfect. But we have to fatten her up so she's slow enough to get eaten by a bear and also filling enough so the bear doesn't want us. Who should we feed to Joy?
Ehh I hate camping. I'm going back inside.
Forget the tent. I live in a cage.
You beast, you.
You suck.
You'll survive. I'm not always going to be around to protect you from the bears.
Man up.
It's not the bears i'm worried about.
Didn't you hear dead Joy's turn into Banshees?
It's not the bears i'm worried about.
Didn't you hear dead Joy's turn into Banshees?Not my problem.
Fine, I'll handle it with Sunshine Lovely then, you can go die by that tree.
Psshhh... I can out run you.
If not, I'm not opposed to tripping you or cheap shots to the face.
dude! what happened to the love we had?Psshhh... I can out run you.
If not, I'm not opposed to tripping you or cheap shots to the face.
I still love you, sweetie. Just not enough to get eaten.
Ah, great! It's all I ask.
I'm going camping IN REAL LIFE in a couple of weeks. Woot woot. No bears though. Just snakes, spiders and dingos.
"Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."
How fun.I'm going camping IN REAL LIFE in a couple of weeks. Woot woot. No bears though. Just snakes, spiders and dingos.
I love camping on the beach. I might go do that soon, actually...
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