Originally Posted by
Herzy
Hah, let me tell you a bit about one of the weirdest relations I've ever experienced. The guy is definately ESFp, so I guess this counts as a comparative relation.
One day, I was doing some shit at the school library, and I happened to be wearing a brown shirt that day. That ESFp guy was often there, and he also happened to be wearing a brown shirt. He noticed this, and was immediately like, "OMG HAI!! WE'RE BOTH WEARING BROWN SHIRTS ISN'T THAT SPECIAL LOLOLOL!! YOU'RE MY NEW BUDDY FROM NOW ON." So basically, from that day on, he would go out of his way to harass me and stuff. My ISTj friend insisted that he had a giant crush on me, but I didn't want to think that because I didn't find him attractive like that, you know? Fast forward a few months, and his friends convinced him to ask me out. That conversation went something like this:
ESFp: Uhh, hey there, Herzy.
Herzy: Haha, what now? (I look down, and his fly is unzippered, with his shirt tucked into his pants and the bottom of it is sticking way far out of his fly. He did this on purpose.)
ESFp: I just wanted to give you something. (ESFp pulls a condom out of his pocket. It's opened up and full of wildflowers and other assorted greenery.)
Herzy: Why would I want that? :P
ESFp: Well, uhh, I figured it would be useful for you. (He sticks it back in his pocket.) HEY ANYWAYS, WANNA COME TO THE MOVIES WITH ME TONIGHT?!?!
Herzy: (pauses for a second)
ESFp: What...? Are you saying that...
Herzy: So who else would be going too?
ESFp: ESTp, ENFj, blahblahblah...
Herzy: Alright, sounds good then. (I figured it would be platonic, actually).
ESFp: GREAT, LET ME WRITE DOWN YOUR NUMBER NOW. (ESFp pulls out a huge, hardcover Bible. :lol: He opens to the middle, so I give him my number, and he writes it smack dab in the middle of all the scripture.)
So I ended up going with him that night, and it ended up being a combination of really gross, really weird, and really funny. He showed up a couple of minutes late because he was busy getting ready. When he did show up, he was wearing this button down shirt that was unbuttoned quite far. There were little pieces of scotch tape stuck to his chest, and they were covered in hair. I'm like, "WTF is that shit?" ESFp goes, "What, don't you like my chest hair? IT'S SO MANLY, ISN'T IT?!" I'm like, "lol" and then my ESTp friend informs me that ESFp chopped off some of his pubes, and taped them to his chest in order to impress me. So needless to say, I was totally grossed out. So my ENFj friend ended up removing them for me, and all of us spent like 2 hours at the bookstore. We went to the softcore porno section, and proceeded to move some of the sex positions photography books to the kiddie section. :lol: I wanted to put some of them in the religious books section, but ESFp refused, saying that he'd go to Hell if he did (as if he wouldn't be going already). The rest of the night consisted of the ESFp and the ESTp guy acting out some of the sex positions in the books right in the middle of the store. I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out immediately.
To make a long story short, I still wasn't interested, and ESFp figured it out, so he kind of stopped harassing me after that. I still talk to him though if I'm bored because he never fails to make things hilarious. That's about it.