Absurd's Summer sellout coming to your site.
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Absurd's Summer sellout coming to your site.
Last edited by Absurd; 05-05-2013 at 06:39 PM.
l.o.l
And I would hide my face in you and you would hide your face in me, and nobody would ever see us any more.
A blanket when it gets colder these Summer nights:
I love me some misplaced creativity. Good thread.
You haven't seen anything yet, Narc. Wait till I come up with my forum dynamics thread - that will blow your mind away.
I was hoping for one with a man masturbating over a dead cat with "lungs" engraved somewhere on the side.
Would you consider selling that?
The suspense is killing me.Originally Posted by Absurd
Can i has t-shirt with this one?
Sure, I can sell your mother when you email her to me. Not a problem at all - I've sold placebo before.
Better try Hitchcock in that case.
Now, that's what I wanted to hear.
Of course.
Why would I buy from you rather than make my own?
It comes with Absurd blessings and holy water you can sprinkle on your face on a hot day to keep it moist. None other water in solar system can do that. It's priceless.
As you can see most of my customers are Ni/Se, so I will never go out of business. Seriously, hay camouflaged as pot and sweets as MDMA had their buyers.
As Ashton would say, Black Market in Somalia is booming.
Last edited by Absurd; 05-07-2013 at 12:17 PM.
Amazing, high quality, t-shirt required.
You're ingenious. I want one too. I'll pay you royalties. But only voluntarily.Amazing, high quality, t-shirt required.
“I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in — and the West in general — into an unbearable hell and a choking life. - Osama bin Laden
thanks for making it pink!Absurd's Summer sellout coming to your site.
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Good news @Finale , you're going to be a millionaire.
+1 for being genuinely funny without being cruel.
I figured nature was cruel on you, so I went against it and created this thread in an act of compassion.
I would really buy one of those.Amazing, high quality, t-shirt required.
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